dragginage:

dragginage:

please please please teach your children to cook while they still live under your roof. even the most elementary things can’t be overlooked. because i just had to show my 24 year old boyfriend how to use a potato peeler and now i need to lay down for an hour

i hate this post because it just proves that like.. no simple statement can just be absorbed and the general population of tumblr go ‘yeah that sounds about right.’ i’ve had nazis say it’s a woman’s job to cook, terfs say that it’s only ‘males’ who don’t know how to cook, people have accused me of being classist because some people don’t own potatio peelers, called a bitch for airing out my boyfriend’s dirty laundry (which if the most embarrassing thing i can procure about the guy is that he’s not great in the kitchen i’d say he’s okay lmao)

just shut up and teach your fucking children to cook holy shit dude

jestre:

planeswalker-umbral:

thechanelmuse:

He does not and will not ever care for those poorer then him. How much more do people need to actively fight back?

Hey, Ule.

adurot:

carnival-phantasm:

mayordog:

michael bay looks like if todd howard was slowly being consumed by dark magic 

Todd Howard has full control over his dark magic and rejuvenates himself by rereleasing Skyrim

I think this might be the first time I’ve actually seen a picture of Michael Bay.

zwiebelprinz:

zwiebelprinz:

hollyblueagate:

this bird is pulling off the ideal lesbian vibe… the hair, the jacket, shes really got it all

I guess lol

i made her a girlfriend <3

the-real-eye-to-see:

Proud to see this

miceontoast:

sandandglass:

Senator Elizabeth Warren on The Late Show, July 21, 2016

COME FOR HIM ELIZABETH!

dailyprospit:

ask-oncies-jizz:

ask-oncies-jizz:

who wants to hear about a fucking disaster holy shit

okay so. some of you might have heard that mcdonalds was doing a promotion today for their new chicken tenders where they sell szechuan sauce for one day. my brother is a pretty big rick and morty fan so he told me about this, and lamented that he’d be working all day so he couldn’t get a chance to go and grab some. so nice big sister me thought it’d be a cool surprise to go get him some.

turns out this promotion got a little more popular than i’d expect, but it’s fine, they’re probably prepared for at least an hour’s worth of high turnout, ri-

20 cups of sauce per location. i literally can’t even fathom what they were thinking with this. i’m not mad at all since it’s just for a dumb joke from a cartoon and i can probably home-cook some sauce for my brother to make up for it, but, holy shit. this whole event could NOT have been planned or executed any worse.

this is probably gonna get traction fast as it happens across the country, but just remember that you heard it from jizzy first. she was there

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ruinedchildhood:

OH