Don’t
Play D&D with anyone you wouldn’t want to go on a 3 hour car trip with.
D&D is a 3-4 hour car trip except there are rules and goblins and rules goblins
this post was a lot funnier before i made the clock/new years eve connection. i thought it was a non-sequitur.
like, just “he didn’t even have a clock” as a devastating dismissal of someone’s party. thats brutal.





