remember the episode of icarly where freddy was ostracized by everyone he loved for saying that fred wasnt that funny
My headlamp was the mother goose for a batch of my little squidlets today
@mintyfreshsquids imagine if baby inklings did this
whoever invented smoothies is literally a god to me like thanks bich for enabling me to drink like 5 bananas this is what i live for
Tonight on Half-Serious Crackpot Theories That Are Still Technically Canon Compliant:
Ash and Paul’s bratty future fusion-clone-son time travels and hires TR to try to rig a race…all for petty revenge in response to some sort of off-handed “when I was your age” comment probably.
…sometimes I still wonder about what sorta dark-timeline this kid crawled out from, like this dude acts like a nightmare combo of Ash+Paul ‘s Worst Traits but somehow didn’t even inherit good eyebrows, what kinda cruel fate… what sort of curse….
he shaved his eyebrows to rebel against his dads
do you ever have those moments where you’re catching your friend up on a series and they make a random guess on something that’s going to happen and it’s actually 100% right and you just sit there like
“MUST NOT LET THEM KNOW”



