remember the episode of icarly where freddy was ostracized by everyone he loved for saying that fred wasnt that funny
My headlamp was the mother goose for a batch of my little squidlets today
@mintyfreshsquids imagine if baby inklings did this
Metal Gear: Snake Kills his Fake Dad
Metal Gear 2: Metal Gear 1, again, except the dad is real this time
Metal Gear Solid: Metal Gear 2, again, except with it's his brother instead of his dad
Metal Gear Solid 2: Metal Gear Solid, again, except an internet creepypasta
Metal Gear Solid 3: Metal Gear 1, except Snake's Dad kills Snake's Dad's Mom.
Metal Gear Solid 4: Snake is old and gay in a plane and also Snake's dad isn't dead
Metal Gear Solid Peace Walker: Snake's dad starts a gay anime club in the middle of the ocean and gets tricked by both a fake of his mom and also a fake little anime girl who was actually a little anime adult
Metal Gear Solid V Ground Zeroes: Snake's dad has an adventure in Gitmo while Hideo Kojima apologizes constantly
Metal Gear Solid V The Phantom Pain: Snake's dad starts a gay anime club in the middle of the ocean but it's actually not Snake's dad but Snake's dad's boyfriend's bootleg recreation of Snake's dad
whoever invented smoothies is literally a god to me like thanks bich for enabling me to drink like 5 bananas this is what i live for
Tonight on Half-Serious Crackpot Theories That Are Still Technically Canon Compliant:
Ash and Paul’s bratty future fusion-clone-son time travels and hires TR to try to rig a race…all for petty revenge in response to some sort of off-handed “when I was your age” comment probably.
…sometimes I still wonder about what sorta dark-timeline this kid crawled out from, like this dude acts like a nightmare combo of Ash+Paul ‘s Worst Traits but somehow didn’t even inherit good eyebrows, what kinda cruel fate… what sort of curse….
he shaved his eyebrows to rebel against his dads
do you ever have those moments where you’re catching your friend up on a series and they make a random guess on something that’s going to happen and it’s actually 100% right and you just sit there like
“MUST NOT LET THEM KNOW”
