sitruskirbus:

transarsonist:

exitwound:

electric stoves aren’t real btw they’re placebo stoves. your food cooks because of the placebo effect

yeah no its just a bunch of LEDs that turn red, it only boils water because you expect the water to boil

propertyofmarvel:

the-falling-graysons:

r4cs0:

khaleesiofthegreatdairystate:

poptarttroublebiscuit:

motivatedslacker:

mountainmavensandmuses:

nowscience:

Keeping the Tigers entertained

Winner winner, red meat dinner🐯

I like how there’s the one tiger in the background just sitting there. “I’ll wait to be fed PROPERLY, thank you.”

I love how politely they’re taking turns

Cats are literally all the same.

Suckers

How to get the boys in the bath

How dare you hide this in the tags

ptsilenthill:

happy birthday silent hill

liridi:

I care about my Eowyn joins the Witch King au a normal amount

does she kill him to take his place in the end?

relelvance:

King

ipsens-castle:

The very real image of Link, in full armor and Master Sword glowing, standing in the library of a dilapidated Hyrule Castle with dead lizalfos at his feet, reading a recipe book and dog-earing the page for fruitcake which states that it’s Zelda’s fav

officialunitedstates:

“My heart… is broken,” he declares, slowly turning away.

“I can fix it,” she answers solemnly.  But she can’t.  She dropped out of medical school the day before they learned how to fix hearts.

madfishmonger:

politicalprof:

Well, you know, some bathroom graffiti offers insight.

Red marker handwriting on a bathroom wall. Text reads:

“Boss made a dollar
Granddad made a dime
But that was a poem
From a simpler time.

Boss made a thousand
Gave pa a cent
But that penny paid the mortgage
Or at least it paid the rent

Now Boss makes a million
And gives us jack
Smugly blames the workers
For the labor that he lacks.”

micro-usb:

Three years ago today

dawnonthehorizon:

unsaltedwaters:

PULL THE LEVER KRONK

Originally posted by areyou-stillawake

WHY DO WE EVEN HAVE THAT LEVER