harmonicstupidity:

metal-gear-zeke:

jakeenglish:

theskiesabovelife:

jakeenglish:

IF WE LOSE POWER I’M QUITTING

JUST GIVE ME 20 FUCKIN MINUTES FOR MY CHICKEN NUGGETS TO COOK PLEASE

please

(vegan) I hope your power runs out 

thats fuckin nice and all but the chicken is already in the nuggets. the power going out doesn’t save a chicken. it’s a nugget already. sorry

I love this post because they said (Vegan) like its a fallout skill check

spinetrick:

aw that means a lot to me anon, i hope you’re doing well! have some step-grandpa bonding

hipster-trichster:

copsandrobert:

thomas-world:

pierce-alexandria-with-sirens:

that-stupid-tardis-sound:

words i use in every sentence:

• no
• stop
• dude
• literally
• like
• seriously
• fuck

That’s a sentence right there

Forwards and backwards

You can rearrange them in any order and it’ll be a sentence

ladies and gentlemen the extensive vocabulary of tumblr

snorlaxatives:

i am fully aware that stricter gun control regulations would not be an immediate fix to all the mass shootings just because america has long fostered a culture of violence and terrible tragedies are destined to happen no matter what… but literally what negative impact would stricter gun laws have?? maybe it wouldn’t be an immediate fix because “people will find a way to get them anyway” but is it not a step in the right direction?? like, i genuinely for the life of me can not understand why anyone would be against this 

69shadesofgray:

indie band name generator:

your favourite fruit + the last reason you took painkillers

sodomymcscurvylegs:

Game Developer: This new game world is 500 times larger than the map of our previous game!

Me: Cool. Did you fill this massive new map with fun things to do?

Game Developer:

genes-belcher:

don’t trust people who can’t admit that their favorite characters have flaws

acheemient:

cumul0n1mbusbullsh1t:

davestridar:

pickup line: ill watch achievement hunter lets plays with you.

does that include the Fuel let’s play or are we talking about the Go’s because those are two different levels of commitment 

If you can’t take me at Uno: The Movie, you don’t deserve me at Versus.

the-frozen-city:

wizardjpeg:

let’s talk conversion rates. 

four goofs is equal to a gag. two gags? that’s a bit. and if youve got three bits, well you’ve got yourself a sketch baby

even if it isn’t, this is a justin mcelroy quote