Silver Tongue

ginkohs:

i learned to draw in a moving car

caseysartiguess:
“ “Taako fishes?”
“Yeah, Taako fishes.”
just gonna keep drawing TAZ art like the finale didn’t happen idk
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caseysartiguess:

“Taako fishes?”
“Yeah, Taako fishes.”

just gonna keep drawing TAZ art like the finale didn’t happen idk

ubercharge:

can’t say you learn much lore from dragons but you DO learn that both shimada brothers are dramatic as hell

  • hanzo sneaking through hanamura like a criminal
  • genji watching him so he can make his entrance after hanzo goes in
  • hanzo fighting all the guards even though their positioning isn’t even that good and he could probably just flank left and around the back like seriously? you’ve lived here you should know that
  • shooting the cellphone
  • genji standing on the hut roof so he is dramatically silhouetted by the full moon behind him as his ribbon flows in the wind
  • the incense burning a decade after the fact and remember he murdered to get here
  • hanzo talking to genji without facing him and also basically daring him to fight
  • xbox on
  • all of the extra acrobatics genji does to dodge the arrows
  • firing out exactly 3 (three) shuriken that miss. i guess to look cool
  • genji dashing outside so hanzo will follow hjim and he can continue his dramatic callout 
  • cutting the arrow in half
  • hanzo going in with the bow melee
  • YOU ARE NOT WORTHY… TO SAY HIS NAME
  • well i can’t kill this guy with my arrows, time to unleash the fucking dragons
  • well this guy still hasn’t figured out who i am yet, time to unleash the fucking dragon
  • well i couldn’t kill this guy with my dragons, time to die
  • genji holding the blade to hanzo’s throat but probably not really even considering killing hanzo he just lives for the rush
  • face reveal
  • the world is changing once again hanzo … and it’s time……… to pick a side
  • genji’s jump away
  • i’m going to stop writing the dialogue down because all of it is pretty fucking wild
  • hanzo picking up the wall arrow and aiming it even though he’s landed exactly zero arrows and zero dragons
  • genji’s smoke exit plus feather

anyway that’s my rundown. see ya

fakepreme:
“ judging by how angry the headline is I think he was actually successful
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fakepreme:

judging by how angry the headline is I think he was actually successful

pomfpanda:

drpepperphd:

do i look like i know what an “mpreg” is

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taking who framed roger rabbit, which has disney and looney toons coexist, into account, the space jam and final fantasy would exist in the same universe. What im saying is i wanna see Michael Jordan face Kefka on the basketball court.

fantasyknight578:

carnival-phantasm:

carnival-phantasm:

Dean Domino, a singer with a pistol, after watching the Courier single-handedly murder an entire town of “immortal” enemies, deal with hundreds of traps and deadly poison gas: lmao, I can beat this dude in a duel

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I literally didn’t even get that choice, and you know why? Because Dean Domino is such a dramatic gigantic loser that showing any sign that you are more competent than him while you hang out hurts his ego to the point where he would rather try to kill the Courier, who did all the work and never told him anything offensive. 

His backstabbing plan was foiled, the Courier forgives him and and this idiot’s next move is “try to fight the Ultimate Badass because his dick is bigger than mine”. Fuck Dean Domino.  

> let Dean Domino live

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grandchild:

*being buried alive*

murderer, out of breath: how are you eating the dirt so quickly