tripropellant:

the no fear / one fear comic edit meme will always be an absolute failure in my eyes because the original unedited middle panel was “what if simpsons porn was illegal” and literally nothing else, no matter how absurd or relatable, can top that

basedheisenberg:

Being drunk does not excuse cheating.

Being drunk does not excuse rape.

Being drunk does not excuse being an asshole.

Being drunk does not excuse shitty and destructive behavior.

Being drunk is not an excuse.

Control yourself or don’t drink.

betterdateagirlsuggestions:

• Is a FIGHTING DREAMER
• Takami wo mezashite
  
• FIGHTING DREAMER
• Narifuri kamawazu
  
• FIGHTING DREAMER
• Shinjiru ga mamani
  
• Oli oli oli oh just goes her way

geckopirateship:

averyterrible:

at long last, Buddhism is finally free of its greatest error: compassion

Isn’t this literally the sith from star wars

petite-pumpkin:

Swimming with a new friend!

destinyrush:

some people…smh

ferociouslys:

when ur born and your parents give u an assigned gender & matching name

lgbtron:

missgingerlee:

random-stuff-thrown-into-a-pot:

imaginarycircus:

godpenis:

This is seriously one of the cutest things. So smart

Okay. But the one who waits for their friend. The ones who know their name is next and move a little bit getting ready to exit because they obviously have learned to do this in order. The two who have to get called together because they can’t be separated. And the last one who sits with their back to the lady. Has to be called twice and then is like IT ME!

Watch this

Dogs are basically the best thing ever.

@yootsart

bitterfragile:

Today my husband literally pulled a tree out of the ground with his bare hands.
It was just like my vidya games!