Silver Tongue
I LOVE HER TOE BEANS AAHHHHHH
Anonymous

vriska:

they are soft and squishable and good!!!

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vriska:
“ she here and she blep
for @moonpaw
”

vriska:

she here and she blep

for @moonpaw

fuantea:
“soooo i love them a lot
”

fuantea:

soooo i love them a lot

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hoemme-couture:

wintersoldierogers:

kitkatreads13:

wintersoldierogers:

did i ever tell ppl about the time me and my family thought my older brother was gay and dating his best friend? they used to hold hands and cuddle and shit all the time and cause my brothers super quiet we kinda just thought that was him coming out and didn’t really say anything about it. this went on for maybe two yrs and then one day he arrives home with this girl and is all ‘id like you guys to meet my girlfriend’. at this point everyone is ’????’ and my mom is literally crying and like ‘u broke up with James?!?!?!’ and honestly I’ve never seen a man more confused in his life and yeah that’s the time my family fucked up for like 2 yrs

Why were they cuddling and holding hands may I ask

because they wanted to

let guys be intimate friends 2k17

q-dormir:

D–> My eyes

D–> My

D–> Eyes

thebleedingvicar:
“ entanglingbriars:
“ atheistjack:
“via godless.glasses
”
churches, I’m begging you, please run all your sign ideas by a thirteen-year-old
”
Jesus of Nazareth has been dead for 1,987 slutty, slutty years
”

thebleedingvicar:

entanglingbriars:

atheistjack:

via  godless.glasses

churches, I’m begging you, please run all your sign ideas by a thirteen-year-old

Jesus of Nazareth has been dead for 1,987 slutty, slutty years

ignite-mylove-ignite:

ligerscout:

ligerscout:

Ready for April fools day
Gonna take it to school and eat it

I ate ¾ of the jar and I made 3 teachers gag and one friend get angry at me.

fuck bro, I thought you were gunna fill all those cups with mayonnaise and hand them out at school and some serious shit was gunna go down

lissanaria:

exoergic:

Friendship is the BEST idea!

This will never not be hilarious to me.