Silver Tongue
luckylittlebunny:
“Candy Corn Colored Clown!”

luckylittlebunny:

Candy Corn Colored Clown!

glowbat:

#when your sister is ridiculously extra with her entrances

Somebody. Get this boy a roomba.
Anonymous
cherryandsisters:
“we have all been deemed unworthy
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cherryandsisters:

we have all been deemed unworthy 

abomination-of-gender:

I need people to understand that the viral onion article that’s going around has been posted five times over the years, always verbatim except for the name of the city and number of dead.


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anonymousalchemist:

thefeelszone:

americanbeautiies:

ppl seem to think taako would be a food snob who only ever eats food thats super intricate and flavourful and homemade, and like, sure, but look me in the fuckin eye and tell me that boy wouldnt wake up at 2pm, eat nothing but a cold poptart, and go the fuck back to sleep

I feel like he’s the type of person to be halfway through eating a hot pocket, announce loudly that it’s gross and he hates it, and then keep eating it.

taako [chewing loudly]: “hey yall? this is, this is fucking disgusting” 

barry: “you’re, uh, you’re still eating it.” 

taako [still chewing]:”whats your fucking point, barold” 

snuffysbox:

more brooklyn nine nine / TAZ crossover. 

probablychaoticgoodrpgideas:

probablybardrpgideas:

Level 20 Wizard/Sorceror: Can literally mold the fabric of time and space and bend existence to their will.

Level 20 Bard: Can play Through the Fire and the Flames in Guitar Hero 3 on expert mode with 100% accuracy

Lvl 20 wizard and sorcerer: *shuddering in awe*