The leaks are real

simonalkenmayer:

simonalkenmayer:

drownedduck:

simonalkenmayer:

But the news is fake?

What the hell does that mean, Trump?

Means we’re fully well fucked.

Don’t be so pessimistic.

There was a lovely film made in 1935, starring Errol Flynn and Olivia de Haviland, called Captain Blood. It is the story of a doctor convicted of treason for medically treating a member of the Monmouth Rebellion. His punishment is to be sent to Port Royal as a slave. He escapes and becomes a pirate on the high seas, who forms a curious democratic brotherhood with his crew.

In the film, men are compensated for their service by being paid a portion of the booty. There is a sliding scale based upon injuries received- if a man loses an arm he received x, and a leg, y, and so forth. In one scene, the resident miscreant and liar decides that he will shoot himself in the foot to gain the slight boost in his salary. He shoots off his pinky toe.

When he goes up to collect his earnings, the first officer admonishes him: “You should’ve shot out your brains and left your toe for thinking with”

Stupid men think they are being clever. They almost always shoot themselves in the foot.

Case in point:

http://www.msnbc.com/rachel-maddow-show/after-ranting-and-raving-trump-declares-im-not-ranting-and-raving

“The least racist person you’ve ever seen”

Musket ball, meet foot.

phosmic:
“i miss my weird alien kids
”

phosmic:

i miss my weird alien kids

Gotta get back
Back to the past
Samurai Jack

WCHHHHAAAAAA

razorsaw:

fuckshitavenue:

raveger:

cherrygrabber:

-“What do you think of that, 

Mr. Pajama-Wearing = Insult to his clothes. 

Basket-Face = Insult to his hat. 

Slipper-Wielding = insult to his shoes. 

Clype-Dreep-Bachle = From the gutter / Out of it / at his last straw - Old / worn out. 

Gether-Uping-Blate-Maw = Mommy’s Boy. 

Bleathering = Speaking a load of crap. 

Gomeril = Dog 

Jessie = Pansy / Sissy / Girl 

Oaf-Looking = Look like a moron.

Scooner = A half pint aka short man. 

Nyaff = Out of date 

Plookie = DImwit / stupid looking 

Shan = person who speaks and comes from an ethnic minority. 

Milk-Drinking = Woose / Guy who can’t handle his drink. 

Soy-Faced Shilpit = Insulting him as an asian stereotype. 

Mim-Moothed = Small speaker (not big with his words / speaks submissively) 

Sniveling = Complainer / Moans about stuff. 

Worm-Eyed = Small minded / Can’t see for heck 

Hotten-Blaugh = Waste of space 

Vile-Stoochie = Dirty / Unclean 

Cally-Breek-Tattie = Extremely Lazy / Can’t lift a finger

the best chain of insults ever laid out to date

Finally the translator’s notes I’ve wanted my whole life

… the Scotsman is kind of an ass.

they had the best kind of dynamic

mogifire:

why not both?

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dfdwritingworkshop:
“ dimmestarc:
“ I tried. So hard. To keep scrolling.
” ”

dfdwritingworkshop:

dimmestarc:

I tried. So hard. To keep scrolling.

batneko:

theunvanquishedzims:

teamskull4koma:

Let it go man, it’s not worth it, they’re just posers.

I’m gonna be honest… I’m not sure I get it. Are the guys on the right part of the game? Maybe a different branch of Team Skull? Or if they’re jacking Team Skull’s style, why are they acting snobby? Or is it a case of two groups having the same idea and both refusing to give it up, even if they look like knock offs?

In the game you will run into random trainers who look like this:

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As opposed to the Skull Grunts who look like this:

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This is never explained in-game.