thanks to the absolutely amazing @ladyanimeyuki for this commission of the Deluxe Strider 200 Pound Matronly Freight Train Family Reunion because oh sweet merciful jesus on a stripper pole this is a magical thing to experience
yo…. when jet breaks in the tea shop and accuses zuko and iroh of beinh firebenders….
do you think any of the patrons looked at zukos scarred face - obviously done by a firebender - and immediately think jet was an asshole? like
jet: hes a firebender!!!!
patrons, thinking about the backstory they concocted for zuko and iroh where their home was invaded by firebenders and they barely survived with their lifes so they could come and have a peaceful life selling tea in a city the war doesnt touch:
Everybody watched the Dai Li drag Jet off and was like, you two okay? You need a hug? Here let me help clean up all this furniture and tip heavily.
Then a few months later the old man is breathing fire in the streets and a week after that they see a picture of the new Firelord.
Their brains be all like
Patrons of the Jasmine Dragon when Mushi and Lee are mysteriously missing after the invasion of Ba Sing Se:
The same patrons a few months later after Mushi firebends the shit out of an entire platoon of fire nation soldiers and Lee is declared Firelord:
Ppl without ADHD be like “oh if I get rid of all possible distractions then you’ll be forced to focus on the boring task!” Fool… You underestimate my Power
My partner: dear it’s time to get up
Me: but distractions
Partner: I have removed them
Me: sleeps
Person: we have removed all possible distractions
Me: but have you considered this?
Me: *zones out and daydreams*
Person: I have removed all distractions so you can do [insert task]
Me: *chuckles* Silly neurotypical. So naïve… Don’t you see? I AM the distraction.
I am Silver Tongue, I am an artist. I have many characters and you can check out my art in the art tag. I occasionally practice witchcraft though I don't do anything too complicated. I am girl 2 and don't know what else to put here.
