paper-mario-wiki:

this is the worst conceivable video game controller.

you’d have to lay it flat on the ground to reasonably reach all of the buttons

also why does console have a glass bubble on top of it

also also why is she playing “SEIZURE INDUCER 2005″

gokuma:

rasec-wizzlbang:

thetallesthobbit:

mirthandir:

king-of-meme:

If brains are biological computers, why don’t we lag?

You can’t tell me you’ve never walked into a room and forgotten why you’re there or lost a train of thought for a few seconds

Once when I was driving home from school I had a brief moment of panic because I thought I’d forgotten my car at school

can a human brain run doom

just look at this fucking year

bob-belcher:

happy halloween. it is halloween every single day from now until the end of october. happy fucking halloween

peppermintmonster:

In Washington State killing Bigfoot is a felony but in Texas Bigfoot is considered an invasive species and can be hunted at will.

This sounds like one of those cutesy funny cryptid posts but that is actually the legal status of Bigfoot in those two states, you can look it up.

what if a bigfoot wanders from washington to texas? whose jurisdiction would it be under?

i-am-ashes:

fuck-yeah-elijah-and-christine:

Elijah’s adventure at church

I seriously want Elijah to be president with Christine as Vice the US would be so much better…

bjornwilde:

millennial-review:

I’ll take the son of a bitch please

roxolotl:

me: oh man this song is really good, i should listen to more songs by the same artist

my brain: Absolutely not. you shall only listen to that one fucking song over and over again for like 6 hours.

me: Understandable have a great day

disgustinganimals:

clevermanka:

So today I learned about the existence of Border Leicester sheep. You’re welcome.

This is like one of those weird David Lynch films and I don’t want any

bat-snake:

runzi333:

kkobun:

karpetsharks-art:

sometimes if i’m having trouble drawing certain head/body shapes of animals i practice by drawing over photos of them…..

i never share them though because i think it’s kind of silly….

I should so try that

Wow thats a really cool trick!

Also the art suggests a reverse Rikki-Tikki-Tavi and I want it

freedricksanchez:

ticklishlittlekitten:

mistakeswerestrade:

freedricksanchez:

Mark your calendars for OCT 7 @ 2:00 PM

• Check availability: https://buttermilkcrispytenders.com/
• Source: https://twitter.com/JustinRoiland/status/914631990082658304
  

Don’t get it anywhere near here and I’m :((

FUCK NO I WORK AT MCDONALDS ON THIS DAY AND ITS GONNA BE NUTS I HATE EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU

May Rick and Morty have mercy on your soul AND your co-workers.