Silver Tongue

theravenofwynter:

literalnobody:

“money can’t buy happiness” is such a baby boomer concept like…. I don’t want excessive wealth to buy a golf plated toilet seat Karen, I just wish I wasn’t crying because I can’t afford both spaghetti and rent after working 40 hours a week

Out of all the problems I have, just one, ONE*, can’t be solved by having more money.

I think the “money doesn’t buy happiness” comes from people in the 50’s/60’s achieving financial stability and *still* being unhappy with their lives, trapped in an unhappy marriage with a boring steady job and with kids you can’t connect with because you never bothered to get to know them.

For my generation, money could buy the financial stability we sorely lack, the peace of mind of having enough to survive without having to depend on someone else.

Having more money could easily solve most of our problems and, if not bringing in happiness, at least contentment.

Id be happy if i had enoguh money to do stuff like buy a 2 bedroom apartment and be able or enough to go see my girlfriend or to start transitioning. money could easily solve most of my problems

pbrim:

iammyfather:

socialistexan:

blackfemalescientist:

blackbabesupremacy:

barefootandgolden:

hustleinatrap:

this is 🔥

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Originally posted by ihaven0expectations

Instead of rallying for life why don’t they rally against student loans because that’s why millennials aren’t having kids

rally for higher wages and more jobs so we could afford to feed our hypothetical children

“lefty corporations”

Rally for Vaccinations because great-grandmother’s 12 kids, 9 died before 4 years old from disease.  

My grandmother (born 1890′s in back woods Texas) used to talk about her sibs that were named this or that because of what they did (i.e. great aunt Dovie was named that because she cooed like a dove).  I asked her why they weren’t named when they were born.  She said they were just called Baby until the next baby came along (at about year old) “because there ain’t no point on wasting a name on a baby that wasn’t going to stay”.

Her mother had 18 babies, and 3 didn’t “stay” long enough to get names.  Another 3 didn’t make it to adulthood.  After the first dozen or so it took longer and longer to recover from each pregnancy/birth.  She was bedridden a year after the 16th and bedridden permanently after the 18th.

sarenderpity:
“ 365daysofhalloween:
“ bundyspooks:
“ reblogging for the sheer Halloween ambiance of these pics
” ”
The black cats are witches that summoned their pumpkin friend for a cuddle party
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sarenderpity:

365daysofhalloween:

bundyspooks:

reblogging for the sheer Halloween ambiance of these pics

!!!!

The black cats are witches that summoned their pumpkin friend for a cuddle party

hazeldeeznuts:
“ snerkflerks:
“ sleeping-horizontally:
“ holdingmythoughtsinmyheart:
“ what a beautiful person
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And to the introverted theatre kids, public speakers with social anxiety, and florists with allergies.
”
Somewhere in the distance,...

hazeldeeznuts:

snerkflerks:

sleeping-horizontally:

holdingmythoughtsinmyheart:

what a beautiful person

And to the introverted theatre kids, public speakers with social anxiety, and florists with allergies. 

Somewhere in the distance, Beethoven’s ghost is applauding.

my love for this post reaches no limits

citizenslime:

endivinity:

boethiah:

alrnalexia:

dragons have lips

this isn’t a shitpost. in skyrim’s dragon language there are pairs of distinct words such as: ‘nid’ (no/none), ‘mid’ (loyal/loyalty), ‘mu’ (we) vs ‘nu’ (now), and ‘aan’ (an) vs ‘aam’ (to serve). this indicates that dragons are able to distinguish between the sounds ‘m’ and ‘n’. 

the only difference between ‘m’ and ‘n’ is that the latter is formed with the tongue, while the former is produced with the lips 

therefore, dragons have lips 

Given when Odahviing talks to you, you can see the movement of lip plates and scales around his mouth, so my theory is that dragons have a setup like this, taking inspiration from Smaug’s design (and colour coded at the risk of looking like a clown)

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Also when Odahviing is talking to you, you can see him raising the front portion of his snout to bare his teeth in a(n albeit threatening) smile, so I feel there’s flexibility there too, like a bird’s upper beak

given all of that information, it’s now obvious as to why Skyrim dragons have learned to never laugh or show happiness ever

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y’all are pulling out all these facts and diagrams and stuff, but truly the only proof you need is right here

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she’s wearing lipstick ladies and gentlemen

avianssphere:
“Taako, you are frightened -
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avianssphere:

Taako, you are frightened - 

jumpingjacktrash:
“ vertisol:
“ offendedfunyarinpa:
“ dduane:
“ laurelai:
“ angelalchemy:
“ standbyfortitanfall:
“ girlwithalessonplan:
“ heliosapollo:
“ losed:
“ A CROW TRIED TO GO IN OUR CLASSROOM AND HE HAD A PEN
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yes hello i am here to learn...

jumpingjacktrash:

vertisol:

offendedfunyarinpa:

dduane:

laurelai:

angelalchemy:

standbyfortitanfall:

girlwithalessonplan:

heliosapollo:

losed:

A CROW TRIED TO GO IN OUR CLASSROOM AND HE HAD A PEN

yes hello i am here to learn geometries

That crow is more prepared than some of my students.

You’ve all just like, completely skipped over the possibility that this crow has seen people using pens in this room, found one, and is trying to return it. There’s been videos of crows picking up sweet wrappers and stuff and placing them in bins after seeing humans put their litter in bins. I really do believe that this crow is trying to return the pen and that is ADORABLE AS HELL. 

THEY ARE SO SMART I LOVE THEM

Crows are thought to be self aware by some scientists. Its perfectly possible the crow wants to return the pen to humans. Knowing it belongs to humans.

Corvids. Who KNOWS. :)

Another cool crow deal: Once, when trying to assess if crows could reason and use tools, scientists had two crows who didn’t know each other each take a wire from a table (one was hooked, one was straight) and try to grab meat from a bottle with it. The crows could see each other, though they had separate bottles. Only the straight wire worked for this, so they hypothesized that if crows could reason, the second trial would have the two crows fighting over the straight wire. The second trial started and, to the surprise of the scientists, the two crows both went for the bent wire, one held it down and the other unbent it. They both got meat out of their bottles. They came to a peaceful solution without verbal communication. Crows are probably smarter than we are.

they still shit all over the place and eat garbage

ok but so do we

protocol00:

velen-z-the-lucario:

protocol00:

anime girl: *breathes*

her tiddies: 

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mostly untrue *yes I am going to be that guy*

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My dude.

turing-tested:

turing-tested:

four word horror story

dave strider funko pop

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