seihantaikuma:

Do you ever have random quotes that don’t relate to anything just pop up in your head to respond with it, even if it doesn’t make sense?

Right now it’s Matt from Two Best Friends Play saying “Kill them all, Peter.” 

Tom Paxton is the Sam Fisher of video games

My biology Professor Got The Lorax song stuck in my head. How bad me be

ierohero:

depression meal: dusty glass of lukewarm water that’s been sitting on your dresser for a week

cuteosphere:

kevinkmusic:

stygian-reverie:

kevinkmusic:

Noooooo

yes please imagining this character with your gruff voice is spectacular

Fictional characters grow up so fast! One day you’re doodling them, the next they’re maintaining succcecsful DJ careers and refuse to be depicted without pizza shades

kaypos:

i know im my own worst sabateur bc today i had to recover a password and when it came time for me to answer my security question, apparently i had just set it to the words “new phone” so i stared at that a while trying to figure out how the fuck that was a question and wondering why i’d Do something like that.  then i had an idea and very cautiously typed in “who dis” and that was the right fuckin answer

anueutsuho:

You should have bought Half-Life 2: Episode 1 before coming to this museum.

trapmagius:

entemos:

puublack:

Imagine a world without porn artists though

periniaart:

I saw this menu on the way home from work one day and knew I had to be the one to make this joke.

goblinfucker69:

am i doing this right

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