Silver Tongue

potatchip:

my frittata!

hey icarus bro wanna order some hot wings-oh my god im so fucking sorry dude
heartlessdad:
“the cockwaffle rick post reminded me of that time i got a yumyum and it looked exactly like a dick
”

heartlessdad:

the cockwaffle rick post reminded me of that time i got a yumyum and it looked exactly like a dick

falling-towers:
“Ah tuwned mysewf into a cockwaffle, Mowty! Ah’m Cockwaffle Wick~! OwO
”

falling-towers:

Ah tuwned mysewf into a cockwaffle, Mowty! Ah’m Cockwaffle Wick~! OwO

africanaquarian:

redsatinsheets:

i can’t believe lebron james is president now

Damn Bron bron

joshua-wright:
“ The guilty shall receive no mercy from Janet.
”

joshua-wright:


The guilty shall receive no mercy from Janet.

ottercola:

when dogs shake water from their fur thats an aoe attack

lokighost:
“I’m sorry 2 whomever made this but bless ur heart
”

lokighost:

I’m sorry 2 whomever made this but bless ur heart