monsters/all-powerful entities are BAFFLED by humans beating them, like.. it’s unbelievable to them. they hate it. imagine going thru life just fucking w/ gnats bc you could, they’re tiny, their lifespan is short, there’s tons of ‘em everywhere, whatever. then a gnat just shows up and utterly DECIMATES you at wii tennis out of nowhere. how are you supposed to expect that? how could you handle that defeat w/ grace? you can’t
Sky Factory in a Nutshell
Ryan and Jack: Technology!
Jeremy and Michael: Magic!
Gavin: Both!
Geoff: Chickens!!!
My favorite part about using the computer is pressing all the keys and buttons. All that other stuff that happens on the screen is just icing on the cake.
Look … I love, love Del Toro, The Shape of Water looks incredible, and it’s getting rave reviews, and I need to see it, but I absolutely can’t go to the movies. I just can’t sit down and watch that nice lady fuck Abe Sapien’s sexy cousin in a theater full of strangers. I’m not even going to be able to handle it myself 13 months from now when I get to watch it alone on my laptop. I love and respect all you freaks but I am not a monster fucker like the rest of you. And a fish? A fucking fish? You ever cut your hand by going against the grain of a fish’s scales? Hell no. Keep that away from my pussy. What’s his dick like? You don’t know. Could have spines. Not chancing it.
not all of us are cowards
Not all of us are gonna need to go to the hospital after trying to grind on Swamp Thing’s dick.
Swamp Thing is a plant you philistine
Would Liz ever be the battery for her own electricity throwing mech?
I like that you ask me this like I’m supposed to know what an “electricity throwing mech” is.
A mech with a gun that shoots lightning
Why wouldn’t you just take the gun? The mech seems like an unnecessary complication and a waste of power.
Liz with a tazer
may i see a jade but with more canine like features?? like stuff dogs have besides the ears and teeth! :DD
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