ohshititsmama:

baconflavouredshotgun:

Me: “I’m not gonna be involved with that skeleton war stuff this year”

Me, on October 1st:

Fuck waiting for October 1st, I’m preemptively enlisting. 

cactuseeds:

U can really tell who’s been on tumblr more than four years because we all give up on networks and promos and our blogs become bizarre collections of obscure art and documentation of bad life choices

fluffy-moth:

night in the woods, or as I also like to call it, everything happens all the time.

nitw-edits:

 Now ketchup with milk is a smoothie.

a tomato based fruit salad would be salsa

espressobean:

this guy sounds like if Peter Griffin and Christopher Walken had a child together

kinasin:

Batgirl #14

showerthoughtsofficial:

Millenials probably won’t look back on current times as “the good old days”

saxophone-kraken:

saxophone-kraken:

amoebasquid:

saxophone-kraken:

There’s a freshman kid in my college marching band this year and his name is, i kid you not, Danny Fenton.

This is him on Halloween:

The best part is, although his hair is spraydyed for this picture, he’s actually almost fully gray at the age of 18.

He is actually going ghost

omfg it took me like two minutes to realize it wasn’t the guy in the sheet

fun fact: person in the sheet was the “holey ghost”

Fuck dude this is still circulating?? Dan is a gottdamnd senior now

xplaysx:

Just don’t temperate with evidences…

redphlannel:

Do the D A N C E
1 2 3 4 fight
Stick to the B E A T
Get ready to ignite