critical-perspective:

copperbadge:

the-real-seebs:

gremlinblender:

rudebiboy:

d&d setting where all the elves use too many apostrophes because they talk with a southern accent, featuring the magical sword y’all’d’ve

@the-real-seebs

demon: WHO WOULD HAVE DARED STAND AGAINST ME?

elf: I’d’ve.

demon: Wait is that your name or are you just saying you would have?

elf: fuck.

elf: you.

elf: We come from the land of yer mom’n’em. 

Man ‘at ol’ dang ol’ Uruk-Hai man takin’em dang’ol hobbits up yunder t’Isengard tell ya what man.

sonic06apologist:

I DONT REMEMBER POSTING THIS HOW MANY EYARS AGO WHAT THE FUK

asspostate:

miss me with that ‘weapon accuracy’ shit. im shooting everything. im laying down cover fire. im shooting the walls. im shooting my teammates. im shooting myself. my accuracy is 100% yall just dont know what im aiming at

lithops:

DUPREEEE

itsexclusive:

thetallblacknerd:

theblackpearlofbraavos:

Also the first African American woman to get a Ph.D from MIT

Without her y'all couldn’t duck Sallie Mae

God bless her.

ndnmccree:

sproutson:

he turned into a dinosaur?????