Silver Tongue

swndle:

this-book-has-been-loved:

megatraven:

warriorofhammerfell:

megatraven:

today i have a play date on club penguin with my friend who is also in college and if that isn’t friendship idk what is

Club penguin still exists somewhere?

https://clubpenguinrewritten.pw/ hells yeah it does

no membership, you can buy whatever clothes you want and igloo decor and puffles and it’s gr8

my friends and I have been playing this together nearly every day now for over a week

HOLY SHIT, MY LIFE HAS MEANING AGAIN.

showerthoughtsofficial:

After seeing Gangnam Style, Fidget Spinners, Despacito etc. becoming famous, one thing is sure that people like what they don’t understand.

sandmansandlot:

Games that count 0 as a life instead of stopping after 1

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morseapple:
“ stahl-ebooks:
“God IS real, Morty!
”
@cyanocitta-blattidae
”
ok we’re settling this discourse right now

sclera:

put ur zodiac sign in the tags & if you like or dislike:

- pineapple on pizza
- mint ice cream / mint chocolate
- ketchup in mac n’ cheese
- fries dipped in ice cream

blushingtheifkaito:

GET WREKT LIGHT

thinking2:
“ thinking2:
“I’m in
”
idk why this got notes but i just wanna say when i got the prompt for “why do you want to join this group?” i literally just typed wubalubadubdub and they accepted me a day later (illusion: 100)
”
that just proves...

thinking2:

thinking2:

I’m in

idk why this got notes but i just wanna say when i got the prompt for “why do you want to join this group?” i literally just typed wubalubadubdub and they accepted me a day later (illusion: 100)

that just proves that anyone who thinks they’re rick is actually jerry.

whizzerbegs:

whizzerbegs:

whizzerbegs:

SAW YOU HANGING OUT WITH KAITLYN YESTERDAY

R- REBECCA ITS NOT WHAT YOU THINK!

I WON’T HESITATE


BITCH

thebibliosphere:

lierdumoa:

Saw this post about straight dudes feeling emasculated at the thought of taking their wife’s last name, and it gave me a sudden craving for fantasy media where some dude is called Leopold THE DESTROYER or some shit and there are all these rumors going around about how he got his moniker, all these made up stories about how he must have razed a village to the ground or slayed 12 dragons or some shit and it turns out he just took his wife’s last name.

“What was your name before?”

“Meadowalker.”

“…”

“I miss it sometimes y’know, but eh,” he smiles wistfully as he looks over to where his wife is sharpening her sword. “What can you do when you marry for love.”