“oh Gordon Ramsay is being performatively angry on kitchen nightmares”
Anyone who has ever met an amateur restaurant owner: They probably have to cut so many slurs from that show. I know ten people like this and they’re all dumber than a box of rocks.
“these people can’t be this stupid it’s a trick of the editing.”
It’s good to be conscious of how reality tv alters our perception of events and makes people into the most sensational versions of themselves. But please understand that “demographic that has enough spare income and misplaced confidence to start a restaurant with zero experience” is the group of people who stormed the capital.
I had a dream that Nickelodeon had a 2 hour Roast of Butch Hartman special and they kept showing disclaimers at the end of every commercial break saying that this program would be the only time “fuck” was said on Nickelodeon
I wish this was real
its Thursday so i get to post the one meme i made this year
I watched this first on mute but the zound of him getting hit by the car in my head was the exact sound it actually made with the video unmuted
My favorite thing about Tumblr is how the mobile UI makes it very easy to do pretty much any action by complete accident
Love following people when I try to block them and vice versa. Love disabling asks every time I open the settings page.
The other day I got a “so-and-so followed you” notification from one of my long-time mutuals and Actual Friends and it was like “Ah yes, I see that even the greatest amongst us are not immune to the curse”



