sabertoothwalrus:

• portmanteaus
• when they describe something specific with vague words e.g. instead of saying something like “I go to Chuck E Cheese to play skee ball” they’d say “I go to the fun mouse place and play games”
• when they describe something mundane with specific words e.g. instead of saying something like “I put my binder in my backpack and go to class” they’d say “I put my Unicorn Lisa Frank binder in my Jansport and then hop on to my Razor Scooter and zip on over to Harvard University”
• saying words phonetically
• saying words with Emphasis
• putting emphaSIS on tHE wrong sylLAbles
• singing a word for emphasis
• wrong grammar e.g. “a orange”
• using bigger vocabulary the angrier they get

feel free to add more

bibliophilicwitch:

punkandjerkmeaniloveyou:

rozf:

spookytiffany:

zymish:

barazombies:

seerofsarcasm:

grant-garcia:

Washboard — Tumblr Savior for mobile devices

Hello, Tumblr! Over the last few months I’ve been working on a project that brings keyword blacklisting to mobile devices, and it’s finally ready for the public. If you’re not familiar, Tumblr Savior is a browser extension that allows users to hide posts containing certain keywords or tags. It works great for desktops, but it can’t be used on phones or tablets, and the official Tumblr apps don’t offer any alternatives.

That’s where Washboard steps in: just sign in with Tumblr, import your blacklist from Tumblr Savior, and start browsing! Washboard also features infinite scrolling, a “Safe Mode" toggle that hides images, and a few other features that make mobile browsing as painless as possible.

Any questions or suggestions? Send me an ask or tag a post #washboard.ws and I’ll look at it as soon as possible!

SCREAMS IN HAPPINESS

YESSSSSSSSSSSSS

reblog to save a life

If it’s a mobile app where all the pictures aren’t gray squares, sign me up. That’s already better than the official app.

Hey

@butterynutjob

this might help you and that issue! Or anyone who wants blacklisting on your mobile devices.

This makes me so happy

SCREAMING

megafangirl77:

zhora-salome:

therebloggening:

foxpost-generator:

Octopuses can fit through any gap larger than their beak.

Originally posted by gif87a-com

What a beautiful octopus.

It’s rather furry, don’t you think?

Don’t kinkshame him

moonlightoscar:

phhat:

i’m out

showerthoughtsofficial:

The leaning tower of Pisa is a regular building just in italics

magicbunnyart:

Soots did this yesterday morning and I couldn’t stop laughing at her

drkshdwbnch:

big

simonjadis:

he deserves it