Silver Tongue
Can I get uuuuuuuh 🅱️oneless Jake
charamells:
“Space fish
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charamells:

Space fish

intergalactictrashqueen:

trashfirefallon:

No one puts drugs in kid’s halloween candy.  Especially not expensive drugs. 

Here’s the snopes article and stop tagging me in that post. 

Fun fact: you want to know where the whole “poison Halloween candy” bs comes from?

In 1984 Ronald Clark O'Bryan gave his son, daughter and some of their friends cynide laced Pixy Stix (he was intending to poison his own children and gave it to the friends to cover his tracks). When his son ate one and died, O'Bryan told police they’d gotten the candy from a suspicious-looking neighbor. Turns out O'Bryan did it for life insurance money.

Here’s the wiki article: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ronald_Clark_O'Bryan

There are 0 reported cases of children being poisoned or given drugs by strangers in their Halloween candy. However kids, you are 100% more likely to be poisoned by your parents. Happy Halloween.

showerthoughtsofficial:

Using the phrase “Well that was back when people believed the world was flat” can’t really be used anymore

neppy ! do you like your god tier outfit?
Anonymous

plastic-tulips:

how the FUCK did they make that penguin from wallace and gromit look so evil like it’s literally just a plasticine penguin but it somehow radiates Pure Malice look at it 

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truly character design at its finest

soft-keiths:

bee-pd:

(opens group chat) whats up everybody im suicidal

*everyone else responds by saying “mood”*

the crystal kingdom is just an old mares tale like nightmare moon
vonisv:
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