the-legend-of-zelda-series:

Nintendo has put out this Breath of the Wild Valentine’s Day art. 

So, I will consider this a personal birthday gift from Nintendo. YAY!

browsedankmemes:

14 Century Showdown

The Europeans obviously. The rats didn’t carry the plague. The fleas did.

kant:

teamnowalls:

these are the spirits that judge you when u die

cerberus

kestre1s:

physically, yes, i could fight a bird. but emotionally? imagine the toll

riibrego:

beta kid previews!

jaclcfrost:

honestly? this is the shittiest timeline + version of me imaginable like.. don’t have claws. don’t have powers. not even 5′9. what kind of bullshit. what’s the point

speak for yourself. I’m 5'11

shadesandnumbers:

dont put this boy on camera

ltdfcd:

lars (from steven universe) has not done anything in his life that squidward tentacles would not have done

Hanging out with sadie with no ulterior motive.

agoodcartoon:

digitaldiscipline:

magistrate-of-mediocrity:

dr-archeville:

bogleech:

kramergate:

micspam:

ghostsnif:

sciencevevo:

agoodcartoon:

Guys who complain about the friendzone often don’t care about their female friends’ personal boundaries, forcing their female friends build more walls up. A good cartoon.

- submitted by Gene

why is he tearing down a wall with an axe

i hate it when your put in the friendzone and made to tear down a wall

Mr. Gorbachev…tear down this friendzone

how you gonna draw some shit that makes you look like Jack Nicholson in The Shining and still feel like you’re the victim

I DON’T *CHOP* UNDERSTAND *CHOP* WHY *CHOP* YOU CAN’T *CHOP* JUST *CHOP* LET ME *CHOP* BONE YOU *CHOP* ON AN INDEFINITE *CHOP* EXCLUSIVE *CHOP* BASIS *CHOP* WHEN *CHOP* I’M *CHOP* SO *CHOP* NIIIIIIIIIIIICE *CHOP*

“I’m going to wall you up now, Fortunato.”

“Ha ha, and then what? ;) ”

“For the love of God, Montresor!”
-Cask of Amontifriendzone, Edgar Allan Poe

Incessantly, I heard a smacking,
as of some entitled dipshit whacking,
whacking on my chamber door.

Resignedly, I placed another layer,
voicing a quiet, repeated prayer,
“This dude thinks he’s a player,
but I am not a point to score,
he should fuck off and bother me no more.”

Quoth the friendzoned, “Fucking whore.”

- The Craven, by Edward Allen Bro

edgar allen bro