Silver Tongue

holmesianscholar:

notmydate:

black-nata:

shoutout to bilbo for not initiating mass murder when the dwarves ate all of his food because if that was me i would have ended the line of durin over a small block of cheese

Never forget how close he came.

image

“Ended the line of durin”

I’m dying

chaoflaka:

fillipsfunkylife:

ill never not laugh at this tbh

Eddy: Hey is that a volcano?

Edd: Eddy, not that old thing. 

Eddy: How’s it work? Do something shoot out of here? Or where do you plug it in?

(steps on button and volcano starts vacuuming his face.)

Eddy: URRRRRGH DOUBLE DEEEEEEEE-!!

Edd: (giggles)

Eddy: A comedian huh?

(Eddy speaks in fast paced samurai tone and smashes volcano.)

tobiramasenju:

when a cat lies down and tucks their little paws under their chest reblog if u agree

nessamiibo:
“FANTASY COSTCO, WHERE ALL YOUR DREAMS COME TRUE!
”

nessamiibo:

FANTASY COSTCO, WHERE ALL YOUR DREAMS COME TRUE!

pennyredballoon:
“has this been done yet or
”

pennyredballoon:

has this been done yet or

snejkha:
“Spoon boi..
”

snejkha:

Spoon boi..

andthebluestblue:

rainbowcolouredshoes:

One day I hope I am the girl that walks into a room and all eyes are on her. 

The trick is to get a really big hat and then scream

fullten:

mintendo96:

prochlorperazines:

fullten:

spanishglittervag:

fullten:

Undercover boss is such a bullshit show

WHY!!!

A boss going through all levels of THEIR company? That should be standard. ALL BOSSES SHOULD KNOW WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON. That should be everyday. Like, this is your money? This is your company? You own this? You should know it?

But the endings are the worst. They pick like 4-5 employees, decide whether or not they are “worthy” of the money.

These bosses hear, THEY HEAR, their employees say shit like, “I have to work three jobs to support myself.” “I had to work while I was on chemo because I couldn’t afford not too.” “I can’t even afford to take care of my kids on this salary.”

The boss hears this. Gives them money. Tearful thank you from those 4 employees.

What about your hundreds to thousands of other employees?????

Like these greedy manipulative fucks understand that these people NEED money, but they only give an adequate amount to four people???? When everyone in their company needs the company they are dedicating their lives too to care about them?? And pay them a living wage???

Like, how heartless of a person can you be, to know, TO KNOW, TO SEE IT IN YOUR FACE, that your company is working people to death, and you just give some people money for the cameras and tell your other employees to go fuck themselves

it’s nothing but poverty porn, and a way of making people think that bosses aren’t so bad, see, they gave money to these people so they don’t starve how selfless of them!! ignoring the fact that those people (and all the employees) should’ve been getting a living wage in the first place.

Like they portray their hardships as if they arent inherently their fault. Like omfg this person had to work and take care of their dying husband?! That literally would not happen if they gave people adequate healthcare and pay so that when an emergency happens they can take a fucking break. Or the people who say they work three jobs thats because this fucker doesn’t pay a living wage.

Fuck off with your ‘charity’ work when literally being a decent human being would have not created these situations in the first place.

THANK YOU