Silver Tongue
voidwerks:
“ hopeforbrighter:
“ official-berlin:
“ squirrelofdoom:
“ abessinier:
“ memeguy-com:
“ Why should Germans be the only ones having this kind of fun Fellow citizens of the United States I nominate Wyoming
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Ladies and gentlemen, I present to...

voidwerks:

hopeforbrighter:

official-berlin:

squirrelofdoom:

abessinier:

memeguy-com:

Why should Germans be the only ones having this kind of fun Fellow citizens of the United States I nominate Wyoming

Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you-  the Bielefeld Conspiracy

You shouldn’t spread this kind of nonsense. Non-German followers may believe that Bielefeld actually exists.

the oldest yet biggest german meme

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I can’t say for certain that I believe in Finland’s existence.

king-cutler:

octogetintherobot:

coolfrogdad:

octogetintherobot:

What ever happened to 4kids

They got in trouble for illegally not paying royalty money to Tokyo TV for Yu-Gi-Oh, and their legal troubles kept compounding until they went bankrupt.

Oh

Yugioh sent 4-kids to the shadow realm

photoshop-and-chocolate:

dualclock:

photoshop-and-chocolate:

photoshop-and-chocolate:

today i learned nipples grow back and now have to figure out what to do with this information

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cuz if i needed to learn it everyone else has to too

I know nipples grow back because once when i was in middle school in my art class a bunch of dudesat my table who were always fucking around instead of doing their work heard a rumor that if you spray AXE directly onto your nipple for exactly sixty seconds, and flicked it, your nipple will come off. So the moment the teacher left the room to go to the bathroom or something, they whip out a can and one brave soul among their number begins to spray himself, while the others chanted ritualistically. At 60 seconds, they watched, giggling, as the young man put his hand up to his breast and flicked. to their horror, the nipple did come off and, at ballistic speeds, soared across the table and hit me right in the cheek. And stuck. So everyone who was aware of this spectacle is sitting there in stunned silence, all while blood gushed from the nipple hole of the young man. I am so stunned that I am literally incapable of moving, having astral-projected so far away from this disembodied nipple that i may as well have been a dead man. The teacher returns and his shirt comes down, in an attempt to hide the tomfoolery, but yall know AXE Body Spray knows nothing of mercy, and almost immediately she was alerted to the scent of defeat and the sight of blood seeping through the young mans shirt. She didnt ask for an explaination, simply advised him to take the pass and go to the nurse. As he stands to go, his fellow comerade, remembering me suddenly, reaches over and plucks the bodiless nipple from my cheek, like a grape from the vine, and runs up to his friend with the words “dont forget your nipple”. It was a moving experience that honestly changed my life forever. I’m a new man after that day.

This is by far the best addition to any post I have ever made.

Xef, how big/small is dammek's hoodie on you? (Also to the mods I love all of your art you guys are amazing!!)

daily-xefrostritoh:

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It’s slightly big but a comforable, Dammek usually has them oversized

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But to be honest I’m not sure if they come that way or they’re just stretched out

ficklerecluse:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

gazzymouse:

beckpoppins:

meganhilty:

Anastasia

Favorite Characters - Vladimir & Sophie

god Sophia had a double chin and bingo wings and a booty like a shelf and she was still hot as fuck. and Anastasia was hot. and the empress was hot. All the ladies were pretty but totally different sizes and ages and things were wonderful.

Sophie wasn’t just on screen to be fat and funny. She was depicted as actually DESIRABLE. I was a little stick of a child when this movie came out and that definitely effected my views of beauty. As a much thicker adult it still means a lot to me now.

^ SO MUCH THIS

It made me SO happy to see a lady who wasn’t super skinny still being portrayed as being sexy and desirable…

We need more movies like this…with characters like this, who aren’t just treated like walking punchlines because of their bodies…

I remember rewatching this as an adult and worrying that the punchline of ‘fat girl trying to be sexy’ was gonna happen. But it never did. Sure she was goofy at times, like how bouncy she can be. But how attractive she was wasn’t ever denied or used as a joke

sophia is such a great character

maxheron:
“That’s it. That’s the best tweet. We can all go home now.
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maxheron:

That’s it. That’s the best tweet. We can all go home now.

lumnch:

snout:

lumnch:

“you only lick once!” -what a dog would say :)

Wrong. Dogs can lick many, many times and are acutely aware of this.

Um make your own post?

snout:

A dog would never say “yolo” or “you only lick once” because they can lick many, many times and are acutely aware of this.

mchanburger:

leggarts:

i’ve been thinking about this for the past three days

based on this

I needed to see this again after the new comic lol