awfulluz:

piledriver13:

fruitsoftheweb:

“Grain attached to things, then explode“

FUCK MAN! FU–

this man is upset because he was a victim of the grain

madragingven:

nothing gets so bad, a whisper from your father couldn’t fix it

whispers like a bridge, like a river spanned

x

lilylilymine:

“What’s on your mind?“ 

“Oh…nothing.”

v-diggety:

did U GUYS KNOW, that the way stores get the balloons off of the ceiling is with ANOTHER balloon, w tape on the top??? and they just dont cut the string so it’s like super long and u gotta aim it right n reel it in. i just found that out today when i DID IT and it’s been the best working day of my life i had a blast blowing up balloons and fetching some off the ceiling. i had so much power? and NO ONE ELSE in my department likes that job so now it’s MY job when need be

blackmelange:

thesadchicken:

frompawntoqueen:

not-in-front-of-the-klingons:

quasi-normalcy:

I love the way that Star Trek fans just accept that Galaxy Quest is part of the film franchise.

Galaxy Quest is what i imagine people would be like if star trek suddenly became real tomorrow.

Galaxy Quest was voted the 7th best Star Trek movie out of 13

yes it is

I can’t find the OP right now cause I’m on mobile, but there’s a galaxy quest post floating around that says something like:

“Intelligence is knowing that Galaxy Quest is not a Star Trek movie.
Wisdom is knowing Galaxy Quest is the best Star Trek movie.”

And I think that says a lot about the Star Trek fandom, really.

rose-ebottles:

Rose: This is my ex-girlfriend Kanaya.

Kanaya: Rose Please Stop Introducing Me Like That

Kanaya: Im Her Wife

juanmaodepp:

😑

snilm:

alpha dave n rose au where dave is a multimedia visual artist who makes very bad shit on purpose (so canon dave) but he gains critical acclaim because he’s a very reclusive and mysterious public figure and drops his shit without warning by like, projecting it on the side of a skyscraper and rose is a very cynical critic who is the first to be like “this sucks actually” and dave makes a piece about her and then they’re best friends

neilnevins:

Shoutout to all the forgettable but nice enough girlfriends/boyfriends in romantic comedies who had their marriages CANCELED and had to deal with emotional recovery after assumed months of planning because some former flame or old friend who does quirky shit like collecting their Snapple fact lids came back into their fiancé’s life for two days