Silver Tongue
im feelin sad i need some happy good jakes in my life pls ;;
Anonymous
M!A your dammek is now tiny. dont vore him.
Anonymous
satanasteama:
“ Pika pika, mother fucker.
”

satanasteama:

Pika pika, mother fucker.

mogifire:

Black and White painting  by Bob Ross

showerthoughtsofficial:

At The Age Of 30 You Would Have Had A Months Worth Of Birthdays

thegestianpoet:
“hey guys I need you to see this slide from my brother’s college’s mandatory sexual assault prevention training video which was so bad that the school had to release an official apology . everything about it has me fucked up
”

thegestianpoet:

hey guys I need you to see this slide from my brother’s college’s mandatory sexual assault prevention training video which was so bad that the school had to release an official apology . everything about it has me fucked up 

boethiah:
“ dark-haired-hamlet:
“Look, I know this oddly-worded Washington Post headline is really about millennials killing the restaurant industry with their loud speaking voices, but it reads like we’re about to have a major lesbian hearing loss...

boethiah:

dark-haired-hamlet:

Look, I know this oddly-worded Washington Post headline is really about millennials killing the restaurant industry with their loud speaking voices, but it reads like we’re about to have a major lesbian hearing loss epidemic. My mother was scandalized this morning and I’m still laughing hours later.

this is the scariest shit i’ve ever seen i almost had a heart attack don’t do this to me

ponygem:
“ the what? gay?
”

ponygem:

the what? gay?