i was a little traumatized the first time i killed her, then i learned that if you avoid her that day she lives
thats only if you marry her granddaughter. if you marry her granddaughter without triggering the cutscene where she dies, she wont die.
this was the first 280 character tweet I saw and now I never want to see another one because nothing is ever going to fucking top it
i think i speak for everyone when i say nothing makes me cry harder than pokemon mystery dungeon soundtracks
The kind of people who say stupid memy shit like this “deactivate your almonds” “pee your pants” are the exact type of people who send “kill yourself” anons but with this new cutsey way of saying it, they can get away with it. And whenever someone calls them out of it they have the ready made excuse of “oh I never actually said kill yourself, I was just being cute~”
Its like….calling someone “The N Word” you’re not TECHNICALLY calling them a nigger, but everyone knows the N Word stands for Nigger, so you put that word in their head without actually saying it.dude you run a homestuck incest blog
isn’t that last paragraph directly plagiarized from a terrible louis ck bit
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Favorite Looney Tunes: Back in Action Scenes (4/???)
Bugs and friends finding a Wal-Mart in the middle of the desert.
“Can we leave politics out of this?” Is an opinion you can only have if you’re capable of ignoring oppression for the sake of some fucking football game. What a surprise that its nearly always people not directly affected by that oppression with that opinion
“Why does Colin Kaepernick *national anthem plays* have to politicize *soldiers march on field* football? Sports have nothing *fighter jets fly overhead* to do with politics.” *fireworks explode in shape of American flag*
