upasika:

theparadoxmachine:

thickness-protection-program:

priv8pics:

Fired!!!

I work for a trucking company and can confirm this is a good way to get fired

Unless there was a major equipment malfunction this dude is so fired.

Obsessed with the idea that it requires industry insider knowledge to know you’d get sacked for something like this

I cant believe tucker carlson admitted he wants to fuck the green M&M on national tv

gallusrostromegalus:

joasakura:

elizabethplaid:

fuckyeahstsebastian:

(video tweet: https://twitter.com/Etherelle/status/1484410925490708481?s=20)

the work of etherelle: https://t.co/dPhLw3xuRx (carrd)

happy belated st sebastian day. no idea how to tag this.

The eyes here really seal the deal, though the toothpick-arrow is also a nice touch.

Also reminds me of the story that was circulating around awhile ago, where the narrator had made some sort of jam-filled bread effigy of Jesus for Easter or somesuch.

@gallusrostromegalus !!!

T'was me with the Bread Jesus Story and the Bread Jesus Attempt One and Bread Jesus Attempt Two and I am SO GLAD THAT SOME OTHER PERSON IS MAKING TERRIBLE CARBY CATHOLIC EFFIGIES.

xxtc-96xx:

Pig is a dream compared to the hell-raiser Huey was when it came to bath time

Newtwo is showing Mewtwo how she goes about baths

janecrockeyre:

[Interview with Ben Stiller and Owen Wilson on the Jonathan Ross show, ca. 2004, just after the release of SBaHJ 5 Electric Boogalive]

sai

scraps-is-busy:

Streaming more Lelda of Zegend, with Aink’s Lwakening. XD

cryoverkiltmilk:

rimurutempest:

urbanfantasyinspiration:

kansascity-elffriend:

Best scene in the whole show

im so sorry but why does peter look exactly like the guy from ctrl alt del

Because he has experienced loss

heroineimages:

burnitalldownism:

Because of Brexit, all companies which only operate ATMs inside the EU have now replaced the UK’s Union Jack with the Irish tricolour for the English language option.

Ye killed our language lads, so now we’ve kidnapped yours.

€10million and an Irish Language Act in the North within 48hrs, or Béarla gets it 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🔫

Might be the best ‘f—you’ I’ve seen this month.