Silver Tongue

sonypraystation:

imcoolwithonions:

sonypraystation:

daycare:

gushergurl:

what’s the pink they put in pink lemonade that makes it so poppin

that’s pussy babe!

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Is there not a single stock photo of someone drinking pink lemonade that would have been easier than putting a pink cloud over a water bottle

you think i do this shit cause it easy

unofficialofficialtoadette:

isn’t rick and morty that thing you get when you die and your body gets all stiff

taz-quotes:

Taako: Got any road snacks?

The Director: I’ve brewed you up a special phial of gorp, and I think you’re gonna love my special blend. Do you wanna know the secret?

Taako: Don’t say raisins.

The Director: It’s not raisins. Those are a shoe-in for gorp, that’s what the “r” in gorp stands for. No, my secret is… pistachios.

Merle: Shelled?

The Director: Yes, I leave the shells on them, it gives you stronger teeth. Now get the hell out of my office.

lokiroki:
“you figure you’ve left him hanging long enough
”

lokiroki:

you figure you’ve left him hanging long enough

showerthoughtsofficial:

Why do love songs keep citing Romeo and Juliet? Their love only lasted 3 days and killed 6 people.

nuevayor:

nuevayor:

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Everything about this is a masterpiece: the girl that says “wow” and the girl that says “hi” shyly and bill awkwardly lifting his hand to say hi to them I’m cracking THE FUCK UP

polysixx:
“ rebel-in-tartan:
“oh my GOD
”
It took me a while but I’m fucking SHRIEKING
”

polysixx:

rebel-in-tartan:

oh my GOD

It took me a while but I’m fucking SHRIEKING

luckylittlebunny:
“Clown Girlfriends Cause ya kno, why not
”

luckylittlebunny:

Clown Girlfriends Cause ya kno, why not

chrisdigay:
“ badgyal-k:
“ deanza:
“ abbiehollowdays:
“ Again… 😒
This is why we keep telling y'all to stop donating to them.
”
shock!!!!!!!!! no way????
”
I can’t tell if this is sarcasm but yeah they’re shit
”
That’s why yall should donate to...

chrisdigay:

badgyal-k:

deanza:

abbiehollowdays:

Again… 😒

This is why we keep telling y'all to stop donating to them.

shock!!!!!!!!! no way????

I can’t tell if this is sarcasm but yeah they’re shit

That’s why yall should donate to www.topos.mx as they’re out there helping Mexico right now in their time of crisis after getting hit by another earthquake.

The Red Cross, Peta, and the Salvation Army are not what they seem, or try to seem