norvicensiandoran:

stephendann:

pragnificent:

the-damn-internet-ruined-my-life:

fedorabro:

petilill:

*asexual laughter*

*homosexual laughter*

*bisexual considerate muttering* 

*genderqueer requesting clarification as to what is meant by ‘opposite sex’*

*Bill Clinton requesting clarification as to what is meant by ‘sex’”

The last one forced my reblog tbh.

ghost-oakes:

d0wn2cl0wn:

iwilleatyourenglish:

iwilleatyourenglish:

i was reading an article about how some professional clowns are afraid IT is going to cause business issues, and this one guy came forward to say he didn’t think it’d be a big deal and everything from his statement to description sounds like something made up for a tumblr shit post:

“‘A load of the folks who say ‘this is terrible for the industry’ have been clowning for about five minutes – they’ve not been through this before,’ says Ian Williams, honorary secretary of Clowns International, which claims to be the world’s oldest clown organisation. ‘It’s not going to kill off clowning. [The TV miniseries adaptation of It, starring Tim Curry] came out 27 years ago. I was clowning then, I’m still clowning now.’”

i’m sharing this again because this guy is possibly my hero he’s seen it all and does not give a fuck

he was clowning then and he’s clowning now

hes still clowin around

need a shirt that says “clowning then” on the front and “clowning now” on the back

showerthoughtsofficial:

Fans booing during the national anthem seems way more disrespectful than people who kneel in front of the flag.

mahboi:

forevveraquarius:

It’s been 11 years

jadedresearcher:

Funny you should ask that, Muse and Lord are finally in (though neither has the minions they will have with the NPC update).

Cherubs and other rendering things are planned, but not just yet.

kasaron:

fghtergrrrl:

howstuffworks:

How Aerial Reforestation Works http://stuf.ly/aerial-reforest

BOMB NATURE WITH TREES!! MOTHER NATURE MISSLES!! ATTACK DEFORESTION WITH THE UTMOST AGGRESSION!! FUCK YES!!! THIS IS MY AESTHETIC!!!

You’ve heard of Orbital Bombardment, but now, get ready for

ARBOREAL BOMBARDMENT

ct4cd:

did-you-kno:

During the 1st live iPhone demo, Steve Jobs was secretly switching phones because they couldn’t even play a song without crashing. Their displays were rigged to show 5 bars of signal strength and he had to use a portable cell tower just so they would seem reliable enough to make calls. One little mistake could’ve ruined the entire presentation, but Jobs got through it flawlessly, and the iPhone was a hit before it ever actually worked. Source Source 2

I like how the narrative here is “master showman” and not “dumbass who made a phone that doesn’t work and lied about it.”

veryfemmeandantifascist:

taurean-the-bully:

the-future-now:

follow @the-future-now

wow!

disabled women of color are capable and deserve to be recognized and respected