Silver Tongue

candyredterezii:

candyredterezii:

Hey guys which members of the Overwatch team would most likely of read Homestuck

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zetsubou-ouji:

commandervisor:

The Shape of Water — dir. by Guillermo Del Toro.

@blueprintce

tamantula:
“ surrendermadame:
“ uguu:
“ waifu-cum:
“hey what the fuck
” ”

more-notes-than-you:

sexhaver:

imagine historians trying to decode this in a century or so

imagine me trying to decode this right now

fruitsgood:

sweetbabyraysgourmetsauces:

sweetbabyraysgourmetsauces:

Modern Christian renditions of Jesus are really funny, because he’s supposed to be like supernaturally beautiful but they’re not actually willing to depict him like that because they need to make sure everything is as untempting and as unsexual as possible.

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i don’t know what you’re talking about because he is so fucking hot

what movie is this? i know its the one with the donkey but whats it called because i really wanna see it

yaboidavestrider:
“i bet xefros can appreciate a nice treehouse
”

yaboidavestrider:

i bet xefros can appreciate a nice treehouse 

rhube:

eldrake:

thranduilland:

unidentified-anon:

priscillapricey:

gryzio:

d-hizzle:

oh my god two words in that just UNIVERSAL LANGUAGE

All hope is lost so quickly I can’t stop laughing.

danish tv is the best thing ever

“Okay :(”

He went straight to Acceptance. He didn’t even go through the five stages of grief. He just started at Acceptance.

I can translate for anyone wondering what he’s saying. The dialogue roughly goes something like

“Hopefully the owner of the car behind me will next time consider if-oh shit. Okay.”

This is the first time anyone has led me to believe that wasn’t his car. Or the production crew’s car. I’M SO RELIEVED.

i kis u

kiwi:

smorch