besturlonhere:

arineat:

tryingtodisappearcompletely:

God I hope this is true.

Oh my god it is.

OMFG

i dropped my monster space condom for my magnum astro dong

memedad:

jurassic park: jeff goldblum walks seductively towards a big pile of dinosaur shit

memedad:

see

chefpyro:

On the bus. Dude in seat across from me is holding a bag of sliced bread and a jar of cheese spread. Dude keeps grabbing slices of bread, ripping pieces off, dipping them in the cheese, and eating them. I can’t stop staring. He sees me watching. He smirks and continues eating. I am mortified.

bun-candy:

i love blue and yellow diamond they’re so good

sashayed:

samanthabeeismyqueen:

Washington state AG Bob Ferguson’s response to Trump’s tweet 👌

“In response to the President’s tweet – well. W–uhh…ha. We have seen him in court, twice, and we’re two for two.”

pibmo:

i miss mean nasty troll girls so much!!! 

ilpheion:

dont play like this i was gettin ready to kill someone

da-pun-master: