micdotcom:

From the Alpha Male to the Mansplainer, these are the ten men that will get promoted at work before Allie.

nisat:

she likes the dress

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castielsteenwolf:

castielsteenwolf:

i could be naked right now holding a rooster and you would never know

what is that supposed to mean

dies-first:

Right now she’s just an old chubby kitty late for lunch time~

prisma-lune:

entertainingtheidea:

Guillermo del Toro announced the development of Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark, a movie based on the successful trilogy of books written by Alvin Schwartz and illustrated by Stephen Gammell.

Deadline reported that John August wrote the script, and that del Toro could potentially direct. Plot details are obviously a secret.

We’re all going to die

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

tastefullyoffensive:

“Bring me 10 catnips…” (via rieuIe)

kawaiite-mage:

helioscentrifuge:

mudkiphat:

marxisforbros:

“There’s a cure?!” asked the girl that kills everything she touches. 
“Hey shut up we’re perf” replied the girl that makes clouds. 

For real though. Storm has stopped an entire tsunami before. “Makes clouds my ass” she can conjure lightning and tornadoes and is revered as a god in her tribe. She literally changes atmospheric pressure and that’s how she flies. So fuck you. Storm is flawless.

I think you missed the part where the GIRL WHO KILLS EVERYTHING SHE TOUCHES wants to NOT KILL EVERYTHING SHE TOUCHES and everyone dismisses her incredible misfortune just because the lady who is the AVATAR OF THE STORM won the fucking SUPERPOWER LOTTERY

“Finally, a cure for my chainsaw hands!” decreed Chainsaw-Hands Joe.

“There is no cure,” said Johnny Five-Dicks. “There’s nothing wrong with us.”

robinmichelleblake:

whatareyoureallyafraidof:

“Burnt out?” In just two weeks? Really?

Ye Olde Double Standard