Silver Tongue

harblkun:

everyone else fought me

i just expected you were going to fight me too

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showerthoughtsofficial:

If you sent a cat 400 years into the past, she probably wouldn’t even notice. She’d just be chill and start a new hobby of messing up quill pens and knocking ink jars off the tables.

thingsiwanttheworldtoknow:

Ace spectrum love. Been meaning to do this for a while since the original post was popular but there’s so much more to be said.

showerthoughtsofficial:

I like how the term “as fuck” is a common unit of measurement.

casentine:

a good boy!!

flammi-flames:
“ im-just-a-lucky-boy:
“ kunaigirl:
“ claclalala:
“ This is for all you ladies out there.
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the struggle is real
”
I have a trans man story about this.
Since I’m pre-t I still have my period but since I’m socially out as trans I use...

flammi-flames:

im-just-a-lucky-boy:

kunaigirl:

claclalala:

This is for all you ladies out there.

the struggle is real

I have a trans man story about this.

Since I’m pre-t I still have my period but since I’m socially out as trans I use men’s bathrooms. One time at the college the family bathroom was taken and so I went into the men’s room to do my business. I tried opening the little pad as quietly as I could manage, but the rustling and ripping sound still happened. I froze in silence because I didn’t know if the other guy in the men’s room heard it or not.

Then after a little bit of silence I hear…

“Who has a bag of chips?”

And in a panic I just whisper back to him “I’m not sharing.”

Then I hear a huff before he finished his business and left.

REBLOGGING FOR THE ABOVE

atticop:
“headcanon that Karkat didnt know how to ties his shoe laces when he was younger so he had to have Kanaya teach him.
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atticop:

headcanon that Karkat didnt know how to ties his shoe laces when he was younger so he had to have Kanaya teach him. 

fuckboy4equality:

but-deans-back-tho:

best-of-memes:

What they don’t show you in ‘The Incredibles’

It’s slightly less horrifying when you remember that she’s Elastigirl so her body is allowed to stretch like that. 

The comment that saved the comic

eddiesrichie:
“ richietozier2017:
“ richietozier2017:
“me
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”
Finn: who are you
Finn: I’m you but fuck you
”
now that he has learned the F bomb i kind of wanna see him on guest grumps again

eddiesrichie:

richietozier2017:

richietozier2017:

me

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UDIJSNDKSDKJNDKSJND

Finn: who are you

Finn: I’m you but fuck you

now that he has learned the F bomb i kind of wanna see him on guest grumps again