clientsfromhell:

I was recently hired by a small local library to help with advertising the events they held. I was surprised at how many great things they sponsored, since I live in the area and had never heard of any of them. The first one I went to, two people showed up outside the library staff.

Me: Well, whatever ads you were putting out before aren’t very effective. What have you been doing to get the word out?

Client: We put out a sign in front of the library the day before and of the event. 

Me: Okay, what else?

Client: That’s it.

Sure enough, as I was leaving I spotted a 3'x3’ sign standing in front of the library. It wasn’t even visible from the main road.

I guess this means they’re actually perfect  clients because I can really help them out, but I still can’t believe it.


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Can you draw Kanaya making a dress? Its fine if not.
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thelilnan:

top tier life hacks

lgbt

moonlandingwasfaked:

moonlandingwasfaked:

lets go buy tomaotoes 

Okay like I really didn’t mean to spell tomatoes wrong. I’m seriously crying so hard right now? I didn’t mean to hurt you lgbt community

Tumblr funnyman at open mic night

comic-sans-apologist:

comic-sans-apologist:

*leans into mic*

BIG CHUNGUS

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jazzthetiger:

robo-hunter-chaim:

proxyjammer:

proxyjammer:

Today I found out that official transformers artist Hayato Sakamoto has worked on at least 2 blurr smut comics and I don’t know what to do with this information

he also made a blurr body pillow

You can find at least one of them listed on doujinshi.org (just documented, not a rip site.)

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I was like 800% sure Blurr would have just been made into a girl but I’m personally really glad that’s not the case :)c

OMG!! XD