Silver Tongue

moonpaw:

how am i supposed to take dammek as a serious rebel leader when he looks like this

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same way you’re supposed to take trizza as a serious dictator when she culled an entire respitblock to get a nice background for a selfie

What's the big deal? It's just a bunch ok Kecleon. (Disclaimer never played mystery dungeon)

duskargentum:

demilypyro:

Oh boy. Okay.
So basically, Kecleon only appears as a shopkeeper inside dungeons. You can buy and sell him stuff if you have enough money on you. However, you probably won’t, since taking money with you into dungeons is super dangerous.
So instead, you can steal from him. But doing this will continuously spawn super overpowered Kecleons that move multiple times in one turn. Even defeating one is a major feat, and they WILL gang up on you. So the usual course of action is to try and survive as you rush to the exit.
That nosepass… is taking out multiple of them in one move.

Kecleon is DESIGNED to be neigh-unbeatable in PMD. I think I remember reading that EVERY single one of their stats (excepting HP, I think?) is 255 (which is the highest possible in the first 2 PMD games). The fact that someone was able to get an attack off that did over 300 damage to each Kecleon around them is nothing short of god-like.

sixthrock:

methyltransferase:

hey guys, god is dead

you fool… that IS god

xxlukemavxx:
“ onion-souls:
“ fireandshellamari:
“ deathdaydream:
“ mykrazyuniverse:
“ magistrate-of-mediocrity:
“ deathdaydream:
“ deathdaydream:
“soappppp
”
yall I fucking bled for this peice of trash pls like it
”
oh. I thought it was a...

xxlukemavxx:

onion-souls:

fireandshellamari:

deathdaydream:

mykrazyuniverse:

magistrate-of-mediocrity:

deathdaydream:

deathdaydream:

soappppp

yall I fucking bled for this peice of trash pls like it 

oh. I thought it was a photo.

Damn it took me 5 minutes to figure out why you wanted people to like a picture of soap. You did such a good job people think you are just posting random pics of soap.

this isn’t the fist time this has happened, I painted lube and everyone was confused that I posted a picture of lube 

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Originally posted by smokingbomber

Imagine being such a good artist that people think you’re just an lolrandom shitposter

The realest shitposters are just god teir artists

nyanhart:
“hiveswap act 1 was so good and also xefros tritoh deserves everything good in the world
”

nyanhart:

hiveswap act 1 was so good and also xefros tritoh deserves everything good in the world

hemny:

One of my favorite jokes in cartoons is setting a joke up where one of the silly characters is going to do something serious but actually does it seriously.

Case in point:

melisslay:

a prediction

artofkace:
“protect that boi
”

artofkace:

protect that boi

when you scare the kids just right
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