Silver Tongue

thisurlwasnttakenbutnowitis:

thisurlwasnttakenbutnowitis:

“There is a copy of the NES game Golf in the firmware of every Switch system”

Me: Oh haha, what a weird thing, probably some remnant from the debugging process -

“Since that was a game that Satoru Iwata programmed himself, this could have been intended as a way of saying that Iwata is spiritually a part of every Switch and is watching over and protecting every system.”

Me:

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Oh my God, so hackers have found out the way to enable you to play the game. You know how?

On July 11th*, the date of Iwata’s passing, doing Iwata’s “directly to you” motion with the Joy-Cons on the home screen will play a sound clip of Iwata and launch the game.

(* Before you try this yourself, note that simply changing the date on your system will not work, as this runs off the Switch’s internal internet-synced clock, meaning that changing the date manually will only work if the system has never been connected to the internet)

I… I can’t…

drkshdwbnch:
“ railroadsoftware:
“ unexplainedthings:
“ you dont have to speak alien or be a telepath to know what hes thinking!
oh shit i crashed the saucer!
”
true!! we’ve all been there
”
wow this is fucking funny !!
”

drkshdwbnch:

railroadsoftware:

unexplainedthings:

you dont have to speak alien or be a telepath to know what hes thinking!

oh shit i crashed the saucer!

true!! we’ve all been there

wow this is fucking funny !!

fullhalalalchemist:

tofixtheshadows:

Look … I love, love Del Toro, The Shape of Water looks incredible, and it’s getting rave reviews, and I need to see it, but I absolutely can’t go to the movies. I just can’t sit down and watch that nice lady fuck Abe Sapien’s sexy cousin in a theater full of strangers. I’m not even going to be able to handle it myself 13 months from now when I get to watch it alone on my laptop. I love and respect all you freaks but I am not a monster fucker like the rest of you. And a fish? A fucking fish? You ever cut your hand by going against the grain of a fish’s scales? Hell no. Keep that away from my pussy. What’s his dick like? You don’t know. Could have spines. Not chancing it. 

not all of us are cowards

i love that the line is at “kno” meaning you typed that out but autocorrect initially made it “know” and you went back to delete the “W”

lost-in-pink:

cupcakesmilez:

warmleveret:

as funny as “those are his hooves you bitch” I’m mad that it overshadows that lil wayne really did have socks on in a jacuzzi 

can y'all stop just throwing random words together and expecting us to understand it

you had to be there

bingtart:
“Just finished Act 1 of Hiveswap and I want to protect him
”

bingtart:

Just finished Act 1 of Hiveswap and I want to protect him