Silver Tongue

glowbat:

The idea behind this is the b.o.b/ipre gang are all having a beach get together and Ango is takin’ pictures because he loves his weird found family.

I did these for the @adventuringfanbook project- you should go check it out!

suturmontalksabouthomos:

I’M FUCKING FIGHTING PHANTOM GANON AND SCREAMING

I WANT TO PREFACE THIS WITH THAT I’VE BEEN PLAYING OCARINA SINCE I WAS 14 OUR SO. I USED TO BE OBSESSED WITH THE GAME AND HAVE PROBABLY PLAYED IT OVER A HUNDRED TIMES

SO WHAT THE EVER LOVING FUCK….

HOW THE HELL LONG HAS HE DONE THIS WEIRD SPINNY RAINBOW MOVE?!

wait, you have the version with the muslim prayer and the blood in the final fight?

rosexknight:

I’m watching this freaking case on Judge Mathis in which a guy sued the girl because he “financially invested” in the relationship and she “led him on.”

Meaning he wants all the money he spent on her via dates and gifts because she wouldn’t be in a relationship with him.

What the actual fuck? Judge why are you even fucking entertaining this?

He literally said he’s a “nice guy that finishes last” and that he can “turn a situation around and turn someone to make someone who doesn’t like me to like me.”

Meanwhile she’s LITERALLY told him she didn’t want a relationship and that she wanted to get to know him XD

And THANK GOD the judge just rakes him over the coals.

rosexknight:

I think the worst part about this case is that he’s taking him over the coals but also teasing her for turning this dude down for a cruise he apparently offered to take her on and stuff and it’s just like no??? She didn’t wanna go on a cruise with this creep who is fucking suing her because he didn’t get any???

Like this joker is literally the epitome of a fuckboy whose like “well I bought all this stuff for her and did all this and she talked with me about her problems and said we were friends but nothing happened so she led me on!”

So apparently fuckboys can fucking SUE YOU for not giving them any. What the actual hell?

rosexknight:

THIS FUCKER WENT TO HER WORK WHEN HE SERVED HER WITH THIS FUCKING LAWSUIT!

He filed a fucking lawsuit KNOWING HE WASN’T GOING TO WIN and ADMITTED TO THAT in a text saying he went to court to get her back!!

This fucker took “I wanna be friends and get to know you and maybe one day something will happen.” as “Something will definitely happen so keep trying.” Sued her KNOWING he was going to lose AND harassed her at work.

She got $850 for harassment thank god. Man just FUCK THAT NOISE!!

Screw “nice guys deserve this” mentality y'all. Like how can people not realize it’s dangerous???

yesterdaysprint:

The Bristol Daily Courier, Pennsylvania, March 3, 1959

bordy is basically poochie
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loloftheday:
“Sega Genesis vs. iPhone X”

loloftheday:

Sega Genesis vs. iPhone X

calmeremerald:
“family!!!
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calmeremerald:

family!!!