Silver Tongue

swarnpert:

swarnpert:

chuck norris jokes but instead they stop halfway through the joke

chuck norris doesnt read books

houseof-ell:

maskedkitsune:

Top: Cerulean Gym in 1997

Bottom: Cerulean Gym in 2017

Misty and her sister weren’t fucking around when they said they were doing renovations.

kaijew:
“ goodnight sweet prince
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kaijew:

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goodnight sweet prince

Karkat but you can only use other, smaller karkats
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aresmarked:

durpacerangerrogjro:

bogleech:

I’ve repeatedly seen British people make fun of American food for apparently always being either “too sweet or too salty” but our cuisine is still pretty mild compared to a lot of other countries, and having repeatedly tried British food, I’m pretty sure the term you’re looking for is “having any flavor at all.”

Britain invaded over half the world for spices and then decided they didn’t like any of them

you’re half-joking but that is legitimately what happened

thelastpilot:

crystalsoulslayer:

memelovingbot:

no notes but it keeps getting faster

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