Silver Tongue
scraps-is-busy:
“Surprise! No Gauntlet stream tonight, but we’re doing IT TAKES TWO instead!
”

catgirldick:

s3micharmedlife:

triwizarded:

who here was on tumblr 4+ years ago

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Originally posted by ihiphop

4+ years ago is 2018 now, btw

ive been on tumblr 10 this year

demilypyro:

My parents hate that I don’t know much old music so now I just bully them on purpose. My mom put on that really long song by Meat Loaf so I said “oh I love Elvis”

mood. the only meatloaf song i can think of off the top of my head is from rocky horror picture show

garbage-empress:
“glumshoe:
“gay-irl:
“gay irl
”
whoa the exact same thing happened to me once
”
i love how this is censored like a facebook screenshot because it implies the urls are full legal names
”

garbage-empress:

glumshoe:

gay-irl:

gay irl

whoa the exact same thing happened to me once

i love how this is censored like a facebook screenshot because it implies the urls are full legal names

maneljavier:

Me waiting for my joke to land:

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charlesoberonn:

charlesoberonn:

Me learning the generation after Gen Z is called Gen Alpha

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Me realizing what the generation after them is gonna be called

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#we’re not gonna KNOW what they’re called until they’re THIRTEEN!!!! (via @deadtrilobitesociety)

yassmines:

if it was GUARANTEED that u would survive would u rather

A. explore a black hole

B. explore the entire ocean 

black hole. the ocean is scary

new-xkit-extension:

april:

April’s Week in Review (21st Jan 2022)

🧩 XKit Rewritten

  • An option has been added to Tweaks which reverts the post footer redesign. This solution is temporary, but should work until the redesign is a little more final. Make sure you’re using XKit Rewritten v0.14.0 if you don’t see this option yet.
  • A new feature, TimeFormat, has been added to allow Moment.js-style customisation of Tumblr’s own timestamps! (You can enable Tumblr’s timestamps in your dashboard settings.) This feature supercedes the Timestamps feature, which will be removed at a later date.
  • No Recommended now includes an option to hide recommended posts on the dashboard, which is enabled by default. It does not target posts from followed tags, which can instead be disabled in your dashboard settings.
  • Fixed some styling issues with No Recommended’s “Hide related posts in the photo lightbox” option.
  • A new feature, Collapsed Queue, has been added to make it easier to navigate queue and drafts pages.
  • A new feature, Scroll to Bottom, has been added to make it easier to load all posts on a page.
  • PostBlock’s options now lists each individual post ID you have blocked (oldest-first) with individual unblock buttons.
  • AccessKit now lets you choose if the “Show alt text as captions below images” option will display all alt text, or only set image descriptions.
  • AccessKit’s “Disable layout element animations” option now entirely hides the floating heart animation when you like a post.

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Hey all! Just wanted to pop in and let you all know that April went and added two very heavily-requested features to XKit Rewritten: a tweak to restore the old post footer, and fully-customisable post timestamps. Go check it out!

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Past weeks in review | Full XKit Rewritten technical changelog | XKit Rewritten wiki

drexelian:

illustration of a chess board, demonstrating a chess tip written on its right. the chess tip reads: "while pawns can move forward, they cannot capture pieces moving directly forward. the reason for this is because if they look their opponent in the eye while they kill them, they will see only their own face: that of a worker. the truth will dawn on them, that their enemy is their comrade and their king is their enemy."ALT

hey, uh. what the shit