Silver Tongue
this is by far the worst thing ive ever drawn

this is by far the worst thing ive ever drawn

astroceptor:

Shaun (Day 1): So. I’ve just released mother from the Vault. I’m so curious to see how long it will take her to reach me. I wonder what she’ll be like…what she’ll make of what I have become…so many questions…I look forward to meeting her. I do hope she makes it here. 

Shaun (Day 21): In a strange turn of events, it seems my mother has become obsessed with collecting desk fans. Why? What does she even intend to do with them all? 

Shaun (Day 37): She’s been in Goodneighbor for a week. I think she’s trying to seduce the Mayor.

Shaun (Day 38): My previous theory was correct. She has now eloped with the Mayor.

Shaun (Day 87): She’s just…building houses. Everywhere. For everyone. 

Shaun (Day 206): You know what I don’t even think she’s trying to find me at all. 

Pikachu Hat event code for Pokémon Sun & Moon

pokemonglobalnews:

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Pikachu Hat event code is: PIKACHU20

The code can only be used once and you can choose which hat Pikachu will be wearing depending on when the code is used

- Original hat (Kanto and Johto regions): September 19 - September 25

- Hoenn region hat: September 26 - October 2

- Sinnoh region hat: October 3 - October 9

- Unova region hat: October 10 - October 16

- Kalos region hat: October 17 - October 23

- Alola region hat: October 24 - October 30

sinno starts oct 3
october is the 10th month of the year.
10-3=7
we are in gen 7
sinnoh confirmed

shufflersummoner:
“Fucking me
”

shufflersummoner:

Fucking me

ectoboys:

giood eyebrow trends in fanart

  • very thick eyebrows
  • those little cirlce eyebrows. little circles theyre so cute

jwblogofrandomness:

Spongebob Squarepants: Revenge of the Flying Dutchman is a children’s game.

guitarbeard:
““This is it, Luigi” ”

guitarbeard:

“This is it, Luigi”

nishapavus:

pr1nceshawn:

When You’re Bad At Taking Compliments.

@erinchu @rhack360 @owlpocalypse

@kilalabunnies

silver-rayn123:

mamoru:

lolodapsycho:

this-isnt-my-bra:

Once my friend Henry was accused of wearing wireless headphones by a substitute so she said for him to hand them over so he took them off and handed them to her. Then later on she asked him a question and he didn’t respond so she said it louder and he still didn’t respond. She asked why he was not responding and he said “I can’t understand you ma'am, you took my hearing aids.”

HOLY SHIT

one time we had a sub that was handing back papers and called my name. I asked if someone could grab it for me and she started mocking me for not even standing up. taunting me asking why I was not walking up to the front to get the paper myself.

my classmates went dead silent and after the sub’s laughter ended someone informed her that the wheelchair parked nearby belonged to me

I had a sub in English once, on presentation day. And everyone goes up and does their thing, and then its my turn. The whole time im stuttering and mixing up my words, having to stop and re-say my sentences. The rest of the class is used to this and claps. However, by the time its over, the teacher is 100% done.

Starts saying horrible thing about how im going to have to get over my ‘fear of public speaking’ and how she’s heard 8 year olds give better presentations (plus worse things but I don’t really member them). By then im in tears and on the brink of a panic attack, and then she starts telling me off for crying

The rest of the class is horrified. Then this boy stands up. He never been my friend and we never really got along, but he’d never bullied me. He told her in a pissed off, cold voice that in freshmen year I got a concussion and that I never really recovered from it, so all that was medical related and I couldn’t help it. Then he starts telling her off and the rest of the class joins him.  

The teacher is mortified and tries to cover her ass, but the whole class walked out and that boy took me by the shoulders and we all walked to the principles office and told him what had happened. Lets just say she isn’t teaching anymore.

Also, turns out that boy had a sister like me, who couldn’t really speak. We’ve been best friends for 8 years and i’ll be his best woman at his wedding next year. 

The moral is that Teachers, even subs, and adults shouldn’t scold kids before knowing the whole story, because shit like that can fuck up kids self-esteem for the rest of their life. 

knitmeapony:

This is still one of the best executed jokes I’ve ever seen