withfreyjaonourside:

staff:

if you fuckers do the skeleton war shit again this year we’re deleting the website for real

en garde motherfuckers

pigenthusiasts:

this is just how walmart is sometimes

walmarts having a firesale

mbulteau:

vault11overseer:

power-of-allies49:

pleatedjeans:

via

Also one time he was supposed to write a violin and piano duet, and he wrote the violin part, but he didn’t really feel like writing the piano part, or was too lazy etc. When the concert came up (he played the piano while a fiend played the violin) he set up a blank piece of paper (so people would think he was reading music) and improvised. After the concert he wrote it down so it could be published

okay i’ve reblogged this before but can we just give a shoutout to the orchestra that had to sightread the overture to an audience at the premiere of an opera

happens more often than you’d think

twishimmer:

bls cousin i am a tiny lesbian

BLS DO NOT PUT ME WITH THIS BOY

chefpyro:

One day I’ll vore the moon, then you’ll see

bobsupportgroup:

-

luckylittlebunny:

2 nerds eat’n burgs

neko-crimson:

vegacoyote:

argumate:

fireleaptfromhousetohouse:

motherFU-

frankly I’d be at a loss

Hm well I think I’d solve those in the order they’re written given the apparent urge- OH GODDAMN IT

i knew what it would be after reading the second one halfway through and i think that says a lot about how much time i spend on the internet

pietriarchy:

the-fit-geek:

pietriarchy:

I feel like everyone worships avocado and I’m struggling because it just tastes like compressed wet grass lump but nobody will listen and I’m all alone in this world

Don’t mock my squishy hulk nuts

this is the worst thing that could’ve happened to this post

cityinthesea:

made a quick animation of jade because i couldn’t sleep \o/