Silver Tongue

the-blacc-gay-agenda:

kylehasatumblr:

lord-kitschener:

foxnewsfuckfest:

trillgutterbug:

fahre:

@trillgutterbug @emeraldembers

“very intimate, full-frontal sex scene”

“very intimate, full-frontal sex scene”

“very intimate, full-frontal sex scene”

AAAAAAA

FISHMAN DICK

FISHMAN DICK

FISHMAN DICK

FISHMAN DICK

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@holybooks

Someone tell kanye

tycutio:

tycutio:

WAIT WHO REMEMBERS HONL

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everastoria:

does anyone else ever unintentionally read a negative review of something you rly like and you have to consciously make an effort not to internalize it and trick yourself into hating the thing you loved 2 seconds ago

the-stars-are-my-night-lights:

When you realize October 2017 has a Friday the 13th

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Originally posted by gifsme

zooophagous:

mochachild:

I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD BOB ROSS IS A GIFTED GOD

I DREW ALONG TO HIS VIDEO IN MS PAINT AND

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HOW

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THE

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FUCK

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THIS MADE ME SO HAPPY I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW PLEASE I ADVISE YOU GUYS TO DRAW ALONG WITH BOB ROSS IN MS PAINT IT IS AN EXPERIENCE I AM SO CONFUSED BUT PLEASED FUCKING DO IT

Bob Ross teaches you using layering and color theory, which are principles which work no matter what you paint with. Some materials won’t blend the same as oils obviously, but as Ross himself said, “you can paint with almost anything.”

Paint along with whatever you have, it’s great practice.

dresdoodles:
“I love my girlfriend, she says much nicer things than the mirror
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dresdoodles:

I love my girlfriend, she says much nicer things than the mirror 

lesbianrey:

clarbage:

lesbianrey:

hey guys im hungry should i order some wings

here they come


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iglcc:

Ok I’m losing my shit right now because I just witnessed the sickest burn a 7 year old could ever deliver.
I’m just sitting here at the park and there’s a group of little girls near me. They decided to play ‘Disney Princesses’ and this one girl who probably thinks she’s the ‘leader’ was assigning each one a character. Clearly she was choosing them based on looks, as a brunette she was Snow White, the 2 blonde ones got to be Cinderella and Elsa…
So when she got to this little Asian girl she obviously chose Mulan. So the Asian girl is like “Why am I Mulan? She’s not a princess”. The leader says in a nasty tone “Yeah but you have small eyes like her”. The Asian girl went quiet for a few seconds but then proceeded with the straightest face ever: “Then I think you should be one of Cinderella’s sisters”. The leader tilts her head and goes “Why?”, so my little heroine goes “because you’re ugly like them”