This is obviously not the worst thing about Netflix Death Note, but like: if they were going to change all that other shit, why couldn’t they have gone ahead and made Ryuk a different breed of clown?
I mean, Death Gods aren’t house clowns, they’re exotics, you can’t care for one the way you do a normal clown like Light’s shown doing and expect things to be okay.
And 1) I’m already flashing back to the old f_w meme about “but how MUCH clown piss” (edit: ought there to be on Light’s walls?, is the rest of the question and 2) I hate myself both for retaining that information and for making this post and 3) I’m getting offline and blocking all relevant terms, 4) forever.)
Calloutpost taako, keeps summoning me to bring him his food thats like 2 feet away. apparently della reese has the same problem with merle. ~ Garyl the phantom steed
Anonymousi don’t even get what’s wrong with this gif
i mean she pours the soda perfectly why do they all shit their pants
“GOD DAMMIT CLARA I WANTED SPRITE”
take me to eel city. i wanna go
Take me down to the deep eel city where the grass is eels and the girls are eels
I wanna take a moment to talk about an awesome, unsung badass: Doug Jones.
Doug Jones. The name doesn’t ring a bell, does it? Probably not. But I’m here to tell you that this bitch is fabulous.
He started out as a mime and a professional contortionist. He got into acting and has acted in over 25 movies and numerous television shows. Still doesn’t ring any bells? Probably because Doug’s gig is characters and crazy ass costumes and shit.
Here’s a picture of him:
Still not look too familiar? Well, maybe you saw Fantastic 4: Rise of the Silver Surfer?
Doug Jones.
Or, are you a Buffy fan? Remember the episode “Hush”?
Look familiar now? He’s the one in the front.
Did you like the movie Pan’s Labyrinth?
Doug Jones.
Doug Jones.
Did you like the Hellboy movies?
Doug Jones.
Doug Jones.
Doug Mother Fucking Jones.
Or, hey! Were you born in the 90’s? Remember the movie Hocus Pocus that would play on Disney Channel every halloween? Remember this guy?:
Yup. Doug Jones.
Still not convinced of how badass this guy is? Here’s some awesome for you.
It took him 5 hours to get into the Pale Man costume in Pan’s Labyrinth, and, once in it, he could only just slightly see out of the nose holes, but he was mostly blind.
And the costume for Fauno himself? Well, he could only just barely see out of the nose holes in that one, too. The actual head part was filled with mechanics that made the eyebrows and ears move. And those mechanics were so loud that he couldn’t hear while inside of it, so he had to memorize Ofelia’s lines as well as his own so that he could say them in his head to know when to talk. Oh, and he doesn’t actually speak any Spanish at all, so he was memorizing both his, and someone else’s lines in a language he couldn’t speak.
Doug Mother Fucking Jones.
Werk.
This is once more relevant since Doug Jones is at it again– he’s gonna be the hot fish man in Del Toro’s The Shape of Water.
