ragazzzo:

lysistratas:

yes i am girl

yes i play hoop with stick

gir l gamer

image

only 1400’s kids will get this

chefpyro:

erarg:

i had a weird lucid dream where i’m like “i dont like whats happening, i need to wake up” and i try forcing my eyes open in my dream and i wake up but in another dream and in retrospect that’s horrifying

Wasn’t that the plot of inception

Nah, that was just the beginning sequence of inception. It’s plot was about giving people ideas that they go too far with

epic-divorceman:
“YOU DONT WANNA SEE MY HAND
WHERE MY HAND BE AT????
”

epic-divorceman:

YOU DONT WANNA SEE MY HAND
WHERE MY HAND BE AT????

I could get court-martialed. Or even worse, Lieutenant Hawkeye could give me a lecture on responsibility again.
Edward Elric
(via totallycorrectfmaquotes)

fuckyeahkasumisty:

OH MY GOD FINN GOT TO SPEND THREE MONTHS WITH HIS MOM ;_;

eric-coldfire:
“shitpost-senpai:
“[Source]
”
Awwwww, poor thing.
”

eric-coldfire:

shitpost-senpai:

[Source]

Awwwww, poor thing.

tio-trile:
“Sadako’s not a fan of modern technology advances
(One day late for Halloween FAIL…also I’m tagging these as “Horror Humor Comics for now along with the Pyramid Head comics)
”

tio-trile:

Sadako’s not a fan of modern technology advances

(One day late for Halloween FAIL…also I’m tagging these as “Horror Humor Comics for now along with the Pyramid Head comics)

gavrockandroll:

when ur fidgeting with a pen and it just flies fuckin. halfway across the room and you just try to pretend like you didn’t just launch a small projectile instead of writing notes with it like ur fukn supposed to do