Silver Tongue

spicyavogato:

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the four horsemen of the apocalypse

saku0taku:

2016: Killer clowns lurking in the forest, with people forming clown hunting parties.

2017: “Give your pet clown only the finest of seltzer so it can have a luscious, healthy coat.”

i can’t believe we domesticated clowns in less than a year.

bustedand2:
“goodbye shitface
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bustedand2:

goodbye shitface

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silvercistern:

so apparently some people feel like it’s annoying when someone engages with a lot of stuff from the same person, like going through their ship tag and liking all the content there. 

hearing about this, i was immediately paranoid about reblogging literally anything from anyone i don’t talk to on a regular basis.

so to save others from the same paranoia, i’m gonna say that if you like every single post on my goddamn blog it is okay. i might be kind of concerned about your level of time management, going through 23,000 posts, but it wouldn’t bother me. 

spaghettijoe:

writing-prompt-s:

You pick up a small device. On it’s small screen it simply says “one skill point remaining” and a list of 8 attributes. You click on Strength and instantly feel your muscles stiffen a little. The screen now says “Level up to gain more skill points”

*jump cut to me in a shady alley armed with a tennis racquet swinging at rats with wild abandon*

homestuckartists:
“ Here’s the Hiveswap drawpile for the homestuck artists discord server! This was a special drawpile that included Joey, Jude, Dammek, Xefros, and Trizza in a celebration of the release of Hiveswap! Thanks to everyone who...

homestuckartists:

Here’s the Hiveswap drawpile for the homestuck artists discord server! This was a special drawpile that included Joey, Jude, Dammek, Xefros, and Trizza in a celebration of the release of Hiveswap! Thanks to everyone who participated!! Credits to the artists will be under the cut!

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gearholder:
“ solaceon:
“Reblog for Pepsi printer ink
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gearholder:

solaceon:

Reblog for Pepsi printer ink

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pearswhy:

sex line operator: oh yeah baby, i’m taking off my cloths. my clothe is coming off.
me: hmm.. ok…
sex line operator: yeah baby youre so hard, i can tell youre getting turned on
me: i never said that. youre godmodding. im hanging up