Silver Tongue
There's so much jade here bless u all I lov that dog girl

dailyprospit:

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she loves you too

stranger: (crouches down to pat my clown) wow what breed are they?
me: 1930s traveling hobo crossed with a 1980s washed up carnie - we think there might be some french mime in there on the hobo side
clown: (honks a B-flat)

l0vegl0wsinthedark:

dracogotgame:

ufo-the-truth-is-out-there:

NASA: we used to have 9 planets but we now only have 8
Pluto: Stop telling everyone I’m not a planet!
NASA: Sometimes we can still hear its voice

Look, I’m not saying that demoting a planet named after the Roman god of Death stoked his rage and brought down on us his vengeful fury and retribution but…

*gestures at everything*

Finally, an explanation.

cruciomee:

“Now you can be like me” said Gaara with a hopeful look in his eyes

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futureblackpolitician:
“ bulletballismylife:
“This must be my favorite meme of 2017. Or ever.
”
I’m at work and I’m SCREAMINGGGG
”

futureblackpolitician:

bulletballismylife:

This must be my favorite meme of 2017. Or ever.

I’m at work and I’m SCREAMINGGGG

bethrick:

I’ve got a message […] from the Ricks and Mortys that believe in this Citadel to the Ricks and Mortys that don’t. You’re outnumbered.

potoobrigham:

He’ll need a few more appointments, but I think he’s off to a good start.

Childhood. End.

Yay, it’s finished! Now back to puns and gags. For now.

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earthdad:

0dmg:

i was googling stuff for my chem hw and itachi was there

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he is there to help you