amuzed1:

Mood. 

scotchtapeofficial:

piteousgate:

picsthatmakeyougohmm:

hmmm

theres a roll of paper towels in there in case they start sinking so they can just dry up all the water

segagigadrive:

magiashley:

obsoletetrillion:

bobonic-plaque:

obsoletetrillion:

bobonic-plaque:

uppermandible:

paradisemantis:

atepa09:

my-wandering-world:

gaspack:

A meteorologist in Key West fighting Irma’s winds.

Her: come over

Me: I can’t, hurricane Irma is here

Her: my parents aren’t home

Why the hell would you ever do this? Like what did this accomplish?

Uh, its fucking sweet? You have a once in a lifetime opportunity to experience the raw force of nature in the form of a rare windstorm and you’re going to just sit your ass in the car like some kind of bitch boy? Fuck that. I’m going to get out, unzip my pants, and get the world’s fastest blowjob. Get on my level.

see that thing he’s holding? it’s a windspeed sensor(pic related)

He’s a meteorologist. His job is to study weather and report on it.

he’s stepping out into hurricane irma to get a real-world reading on the hurricane’s force.

doctor-endless:

paradisemantis:

myfurryfriendfabiosfirstaidkit:

paradisemantis:

atepa09:

my-wandering-world:

gaspack:

A meteorologist in Key West fighting Irma’s winds.

Her: come over

Me: I can’t, hurricane Irma is here

Her: my parents aren’t home

Why the hell would you ever do this? Like what did this accomplish?

Uh, its fucking sweet? You have a once in a lifetime opportunity to experience the raw force of nature in the form of a rare windstorm and you’re going to just sit your ass in the car like some kind of bitch boy? Fuck that. I’m going to get out, unzip my pants, and get the world’s fastest blowjob. Get on my level.

Sounds like something a virgin would say.

I’m going to lose my virginity to a force of nature and you lost your virginity to the highschool lunch lady so I think I win this one fuckboy

Good thing there’s such a strong wind to help soothe that sick fuckin burn.

pocketss:

hi i’m sorry

ronweasley:

enigmatic-being:

🔥 California is on fire.
🔥 Washington is on fire.
🔥 Oregon is on fire.
🔥 Montana is on fire.
🔥 Utah is on fire.
🔥 Colorado is on fire.
🔥 British Columbia is on fire.
🔥 Nova Scotia is on fire.
🔥 Greece is on fire.
🔥 Brazil is on fire.
🔥 Portugal is on fire.
🔥 Algeria is on fire.
🔥 Tunisia is on fire.
🔥 Greenland is on fire.
🔥 The Sakha Republic of Russia is on fire.
🔥 Siberia is on fire.
⛈️ Texas is hit by Cat 4 hurricane and is underwater, as Cat 5 Hurricane Irma continues to build in the Atlantic.
⛈️ India, Nepal, Pakistan, and Bangladesh, experience record monsoons.
⛈️ Sierra Leone and Niger experience massive floods, mudslides, and deaths in the thousands.
🌡️Italy, France, Spain, Switzerland, Hungary, Poland, Romania, Bosnia, Croatia, and Serbia are in the grip of a triple digit heat wave (dubbed Lucifer).
🌡️Southern California continues to swelter under triple digit heat.
🌡️ In usually chilly August, the city of San Francisco shatters all-time record at 106 degrees, while it reaches 115 degrees south of the city.