I AM GOING TO MAKE A DND CHARACTER RIGHT NOW LETS GO

scandalass:

treago:

treago:

treago:

wow the standard races are boring, lets go through the monster manual and pick something arbitrary as a race

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I’m gonna make a stupid fucking jellyfish

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his name is eddie and i am a fuckign god at rolling stats.  He’s a wizard that “studies” abjuration and has only stayed alive this long by pure fucking coincidence 

I love him

you’ve heard of the bye bye man, now get ready for

immaplatypus:

the hasta la vista baby

alexithymiasms:

sixpenceee:

Ussuri Bay in Russia was once a Soviet-era dumping ground for old glass bottles and porcelain, but thanks to the awesome power of mother nature, the bay, near Vladivostok, now boasts one of the most beautiful beaches you’ll ever see. Because over the period of many years, the waves of the North Pacific have washed the broken beer, wine and vodka bottles into millions of smooth and colorful “pebbles” that have turned the area from a no-go zone to a tourist attraction that visitors pay to see. (Source)

I thought those were fruit gummies in the picture…

nyarlathotwink:
“i relate to this demon who Fucked Up and got too embarrassed about it to continue
”
@kilalabunnies this is what i was talking about

nyarlathotwink:

i relate to this demon who Fucked Up and got too embarrassed about it to continue

@kilalabunnies this is what i was talking about 

mylittleponyjabroni:
“ rylances:
“wyd after smoking this
”
summoning the eternal dragon
”

mylittleponyjabroni:

rylances:

wyd after smoking this

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summoning the eternal dragon

godmuva:

HAPPY BLACK HISTORY MONTH BEYONCÉ IS HAVING TWINS

unclefather:

mydogsnokes:

i can’t believe he’s gone

Kanye Rest in peace

menderash:

i saw a really cool butterfly expert man on PBS and was so in awe of him and his butterfly knowledge i tracked down the episode online to see how to spell his name and found his twitter and followed him, only for the next day to awaken to him having read not only my webcomic, but also my livetweets saying how i wanted to marry the butterfly man. he said he was flattered. anyway the moral of the story is please don’t underestimate how far down your twitter a bored entomologist will scroll, and also the internet was a mistake.