magicalgirlmindcrank:

rapidreptile:

wvrmple:

rapidreptile:

my mom bought a “all my children have paws” mug in an effort to disown us in favor of her dogs but she is blissfully unaware of the fact that two of her children are actually furries

why do you know your sibling is a furry

I made them a furry

this is why she’s disowning you

benfoldsone:

turnipfritters:

sb-shades:

redtubeyou:

redtubeyou:

Yeah I remember saying ten racial slurs that time someone killed me in Halo :c

All he did was slightly mess up a kill and that was his go-to word. Go back to being an Expert on menstruation.

I feel like this is some relevant commentary 

Can people stop freaking out over the most subscribed to channel on the second most visited website on the internet calling someone a racial slur

right? the way people are acting like it’s some sort of big deal for an influential celebrity to literally drop the n-word!

fangirlinginleatherboots:

Here’s some fucking advice yall:

• Middle school is worse than high school.
  
• High school is worse than college.
  
• No one fucking knows what they’re doing, we’re all just faking it and pretending we understand so people will respect us but if you tell us we’re doing it wrong, you’re probably right because rarely does someone know better.
  
• You will find something you like to do that you can make money doing.
  
• You’re going to find friends that aren’t going to fucking wreck you.
  
• You’re not always going to live in the hell hole that you’ve known for so long.
  
• It’s going to get better, but I’ll be honest, it doesn’t always stay better, but it gets better again. Bad times are just times that are bad. They don’t stay. Everything is fucking temporary.
  
• Just fucking watch your favorite TV shows, tell ppl you love them when you do, and don’t play games with emotions because it ends up hurting like hell.
  
• And eat dessert when you want it.
  
• And know you ALWAYS deserve better.

gaysorry:

when ur scorpio friend tells u they “have an idea”

snailcare:

the wild snails enjoy a morning munch~

@kilalabunnies

aegnor-anarion:

marauderettemarsnerd:

pocketpadfoot:

Does anyone else remember that gif with the phone in the microwave and then Voldemort’s soul rose up from it before it melted down

HOLY FUCK 

pochowek:

unregistered-hypercam2:

ufonized:

c3po:

anyone else bummed they have 2 sleep alone tonight and uh not in some1s arms

benepla:

amandafelloffthebus:

whoa… it’s fucked up how like….. i have ancestors who lived in the dark ages….. they shat in the street and performed hard labor and they had children who i descended from…. what the fuck… ever think about that guys. don’t think about it it’s weird. i don’t like that. which caveman was i descended from.

we all came from a fish who was like “watch this motherfuckers” and walked on land, every single one of us